tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post1462732449187944282..comments2024-03-22T03:19:38.110-04:00Comments on Forever In Hell: Rules for the EmpirePersonalFailurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-13317123497343949682010-09-24T05:34:06.573-04:002010-09-24T05:34:06.573-04:00Gods, i know! it's so idiotic! i mean, Nazi Ge...Gods, i <i>know</i>! it's so idiotic! i mean, Nazi Germany and Italy were fascist; the USSR was [technically] Communist and they are NOT the same as socialism - which you saw in the US during after WWII, you see in Britain and France [sort of] and Scandanavia [with the possible exception of Finland, if i understand those two days on northern european politics correctly... Finland is, apparantly, just sort of "odd" compared to the rest of Scandanavia...]<br /><br /><br />it'd be funny, if it didn't make me weep, ya know? sigh.denelianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08083149213773118359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-45784266570911650582010-09-24T04:50:32.352-04:002010-09-24T04:50:32.352-04:00Hehe, denelian. I too love the way that fundies d...Hehe, denelian. I too love the way that fundies decry socialism as being the same as both Fascism <i>and</i> Communism at the same time.zilchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01695741977946935771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-43016550427394438262010-09-24T02:49:23.753-04:002010-09-24T02:49:23.753-04:00*HUGS*
erm, if you want 'em still :D
dude, ...*HUGS*<br /><br />erm, if you want 'em still :D<br /><br /><br />dude, i just noticed something in DM's rant - he says "RENOUNCE YOUR ATHEISM AND JOIN THE SOCIALIST FAITH!"<br /><br /><br />... i thought Fundamentalist Christians were *AGAINST* socialism, it being evil because Nazi Germany used the word and all...denelianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08083149213773118359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-53172211738616370142010-09-23T23:37:56.833-04:002010-09-23T23:37:56.833-04:00The previous post came across as somewhat anti-soc...The previous post came across as somewhat anti-social, didn't it? I probably need a hug.Quasarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398018171200335379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-24993219755886032972010-09-23T23:36:10.636-04:002010-09-23T23:36:10.636-04:00What, no firm handshakes for women, Derek? The dou...What, no firm handshakes for women, Derek? The double-cheek-kiss maneuvere always struck me as weird, embarrassing and kind of snobby. It's probably french.<br /><br />No wait, french kissing means something else, doesn't it?<br /><br />No, handshakes for formal greetings, a casual nod or "hello" for everyone else. And if you go for a hug and they look awkard about it, you are to discontinue the hug under pain of being pulled apart by wild tortoises.Quasarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398018171200335379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-65570784199721174642010-09-23T09:27:41.275-04:002010-09-23T09:27:41.275-04:00Can we also promulgate a new set of standards in r...Can we also promulgate a new set of standards in regards to appropriate manners, codes of conduct, and ritualized methods of obeisance? For example, can we abolish the hug as a standard for casual greetings and instead institute the fakey double cheek air kiss between the sexes (and women) and a firm handshake between men, leaving the hug for emotionally charged greetings? I say we need to reintroduce some class and an elevated sense of hierarchy back into our society. <br />Genruk of Idle TruthGenrukhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05177322263449358516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-50913585510836734882010-09-22T22:01:21.593-04:002010-09-22T22:01:21.593-04:00Instead of hat, can I wear a hood? You know, one ...Instead of hat, can I wear a hood? You know, one of those white jobs with the two eyeholes like Robert Byrd used to wear back in the day?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-58659831676363658842010-09-21T14:23:36.915-04:002010-09-21T14:23:36.915-04:00PF:
I'd say if you pulled anything DM posts wi...PF:<br />I'd say if you pulled anything DM posts with links in it, it might not set off my firewall.<br />____________<br /><br />DM:<br />sadly, thanks to Bush, the "language of torture" is English.<br /><br />Meanwhile, I think you need to avoid threatening people. What would Jesus say about that?Nameless Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17963921060024737712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-78828568537166590072010-09-20T02:43:38.531-04:002010-09-20T02:43:38.531-04:00You have my vote, PersFail, if expats are allowed ...You have my vote, PersFail, if expats are allowed the vote. I'll accept the <i>Dept. of Funny Music</i> cabinet position.<br /><br />DM- nagyon bolond vagy. Nem érted? Miért nem?<br /><br />cheers from sunny Bécs, zilchzilchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01695741977946935771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-53644937582879128882010-09-19T23:14:49.266-04:002010-09-19T23:14:49.266-04:00And possibly some sort of hyperspace portal so the...<i>And possibly some sort of hyperspace portal so the entire thing can be stored in it</i><br /><br />I believe hammerspace-based storage will be a requirement in the Empire. Fear not...Gedshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15047239425466517786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-18183515606762353832010-09-19T21:42:43.839-04:002010-09-19T21:42:43.839-04:00Are we allowed to make personal modifications to o...Are we allowed to make personal modifications to our hats? Because I want to install a mini-EMP cannon that pops out the top of mine (and by "mini" I mean "about half the size of the one I've got in orbit." My hat's going to need support struts. And possibly some sort of hyperspace portal so the entire thing can be stored in it).Quasarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398018171200335379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-15602201480876490182010-09-19T14:14:27.891-04:002010-09-19T14:14:27.891-04:00Hehehehe, I love how you missed a comma between sh...Hehehehe, I love how you missed a comma between shelter and water in the entry immediately after the grammar entry.<br /><br />I shall go off and chuckle like a sufficiently subdued minion now. HeeheeheeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-78920020523828368632010-09-19T01:55:33.331-04:002010-09-19T01:55:33.331-04:00At this point, I'm progressively more convince...At this point, I'm progressively more convinced that it's less Christian love, and more mental illness.<br /><br />Seriously. The dude thinks he can torture and kill us <i>with his mind</i>.<br /><br />Take it somewhere else, would you, Dennis? Nobody here is going to actually bulldoze the metaphysical dimension, pull God off His throne, or deprive people of their souls. Mainly because that's impossible. So calm down, find yourself a competent shrink, and get on with your life, would you?Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-33210956194448512042010-09-19T01:19:25.937-04:002010-09-19T01:19:25.937-04:00Fair point. For all his faults, Dipshit Mcgee is a...Fair point. For all his faults, Dipshit Mcgee is at least honest.Big Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534995604187556023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-28490198086343248322010-09-18T23:29:54.290-04:002010-09-18T23:29:54.290-04:00That is some good "christian love," righ...<i>That is some good "christian love," right there!</i><br /><br />Eh. At least he's up front about it. Y'know, unlike the rest of the Christians who are all, "We lurve you (Hellbound heathen...)!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-6393217934220625752010-09-18T19:43:01.158-04:002010-09-18T19:43:01.158-04:00PF;
just FYI, i do NOT mind being the 4-Star Gene...PF;<br /><br />just FYI, i do NOT mind being the 4-Star General of an INCREDIBLY REDUCED military, so long as i get to keep my Airforce [of Sparkling Pink Pegasi, and don't forget the Terrible Teal Alicorns!], my Calvary [of Invisble Glittery Purple Unicorns] and my Navy [of Awesome Narhal Whales OF DOOM!] after the Revolution is OVER.<br /><br /><br />SARGE - you had me LITERALLY LOLing here, with that story :)<br /><br /><br />PF, also, as a disabled person, i APPROVE your plans! not just the "accesable" portion, of course. those pears look nummy. :D<br /><br /><br />PS: *THIS* is why, when i'm pimping your blog, i say something like: "Go read my Online-Hetero-Girl-Crush-Of-Awesomeness Personal Failure! she is *THE* cult! GOGOGOGO!!!" [because i admit to being depraved and loving extra exlamation points...]denelianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08083149213773118359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-15174572106506430552010-09-18T19:22:46.222-04:002010-09-18T19:22:46.222-04:00Het, PF, can I have special dispensation?
May I h...Het, PF, can I have special dispensation?<br /><br />May I have my "wheel hat" in warm weather and my sheepskin papachka or kubanka in the winter?<br /><br />Do you have any positions for "Henchperson" available? Since I am disabled you wouldn't have to worry about OEO types.<br /><br />Some years back I was playing in an Oompah band the gig was in Cleveland) and I was introduced to one of the local noted polka band leaders of the area.<br /><br />A bit later an elderly gentleman approached me, and comment that he had heard me use this greeting, "How you is"? and wondered where I came by it. As far as he knew, the only people who used it were fromn the island Tristan de Cuna and some places in the Virginia Appalachians.<br /><br />I jokingly said, "Who are you? The language cops"?<br /><br />He pulled out an ID, in in his best Joe Friday imitation said, "English Department...Kent State... I'm a professor". as deadpan as he could.<br /><br />I was shocked, said, "Hot damn! You ARE the language cops"!<br /><br />He said, "Gee, I never thought of it that way... I guess I am".Sargenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-85390596664482063602010-09-18T18:45:47.739-04:002010-09-18T18:45:47.739-04:00I still get to be Grand Vizier, right?
Also, any ...I still get to be Grand Vizier, right?<br /><br />Also, any of my duties should really involve mocking Dennis Markuze from a platform where he's not allowed to cut and paste his bullshit spam all the time, but can threaten me with death and torture from approximately 2000 miles away...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-24228606186643461742010-09-18T18:13:43.660-04:002010-09-18T18:13:43.660-04:00Eille, au Québec, on parle Français, espèce de nic...Eille, au Québec, on parle Français, espèce de nichon.<br /><br />Go on, try it. You can do it!Joé McKenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08037015111554209304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-63635222773796928862010-09-18T17:47:53.031-04:002010-09-18T17:47:53.031-04:00Funny … she’s awfully interesting and mobile for a...Funny … she’s awfully interesting and mobile for a dead gal.<br /><br />’Xplain that one, Denny?<br /><br />(Est-ce que tu parles Français? Ca serait l’fun de rire de ta yeule en <em>deux</em> langues.)Joé McKenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08037015111554209304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-38272077409772812302010-09-18T16:51:37.305-04:002010-09-18T16:51:37.305-04:00"Also, I'm going to publicly execute the ..."Also, I'm going to publicly execute the first 50 closed captioners who caption live TV as nf5njn7qiurft?!, "<br /><br />I think I love you.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03277613176895587358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-71703873378831648162010-09-18T15:44:59.783-04:002010-09-18T15:44:59.783-04:00Well, I will certainly be delighted to see such an...Well, I will certainly be delighted to see such an Evil Agenda (c) pushed forward. Especially since pears will be free. That part of the deal really got me going. So, if you will ever get to be World Empress through democratic means, you have my vote.<br /><br />By the way, can I lead the Ministry of Free Pear Distribution and Availability of Other Healthy Foods (MFPDAOHF, it seems, it would spell)?<br /><br />Oh, and I've got a friend looking forward to graduating from med school that has some ideas about the new healthcare system that would sit very well with the new order (such as a declaration, under penalty of being stripped of all personal property and barred from ever practicing any form of medicine again, that doctors will never let personal prejudice (included, but not limited to, religious beliefs) get in the way of providing adequate healthcare and familial planning (including, but not limited to, providing abortions when necessary and adequate information on contraceptive means and procedures), regardless of personal variables of the patient (included, but not limited to religion, being a woman, political affiliation, being non-white, handicap, etc.) any time it is required). Could he be at least healthcare advisor to whomever claims the ministry?Rigor O'Mortishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16661403648341089152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-40427976973411585642010-09-18T15:32:01.736-04:002010-09-18T15:32:01.736-04:00Best. Post. Ever.
I typically only wear a hat in ...Best. Post. Ever.<br /><br />I typically only wear a hat in the winter... I suppose I can just wear it all the time now.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06653742644781823913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-10406693384720485292010-09-18T13:40:55.908-04:002010-09-18T13:40:55.908-04:00so. hats. i hope the grammar police are jagers. it...so. hats. i hope the grammar police are jagers. it would be so fitting and so much fun. read girl genius if you don't know what i mean by jagers.clemhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12580289364384467534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-59576954392044774112010-09-18T13:30:29.824-04:002010-09-18T13:30:29.824-04:00Oooh. I'd like to chair the Committee In Charg...Oooh. I'd like to chair the Committee In Charge Of Promoting All Quirky, Unlikely, Interesting New Religions (CICOPAQUINR). Can I have Geds as my co-chair?<br /><br />If that's not possible, I want oversight of the Imperial Library.<br /><br />And I want one of those hats from the opening scene of Brotherhood of the Wolf. The coat too, please.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.com