tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post175729448064548891..comments2024-03-22T03:19:38.110-04:00Comments on Forever In Hell: I Can Has Deconstruction?PersonalFailurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-60335521983328891182011-06-15T01:30:33.438-04:002011-06-15T01:30:33.438-04:00Oh, knock yourself out.
(And, btw, polls)Oh, knock yourself out.<br /><br />(And, btw, <a href="http://www.google.com/support/blogger/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=42077" rel="nofollow">polls</a>)Nameless Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17963921060024737712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-31838042422093925002011-06-15T01:08:11.673-04:002011-06-15T01:08:11.673-04:00One more vote for "I've never heard of th...One more vote for "I've never heard of this, and I'd love to learn about it from your deconstruction." :)C. L. Hansonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12698855413639518095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-34383150352533464342011-06-14T22:42:54.319-04:002011-06-14T22:42:54.319-04:00I just read the first chapter. Shudder. I look for...I just read the first chapter. <a href="http://readseries.com/auth-dm/dinsmore1.html" rel="nofollow">Shudder.</a> I look forward to the deconstruction!Clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13569203211829108437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-90903385214612105182011-06-14T20:47:04.033-04:002011-06-14T20:47:04.033-04:00americans look bad enough already.
Not the ones I...<i>americans look bad enough already.</i><br /><br />Not the ones I've met (former coworkers), some of which I'm happy to be quite good friends with.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-28112402344283056652011-06-14T19:08:33.611-04:002011-06-14T19:08:33.611-04:00If you write the review, I'll write the fanfic...If you write the review, I'll write the fanfic!LadyAtheisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12132821431322748921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-57587141249684216002011-06-14T17:41:06.381-04:002011-06-14T17:41:06.381-04:00I've also not heard of Elfie Dimwater, (I'...I've also not heard of Elfie Dimwater, (I'm selectively and voluntarily colourblind when it comes to absurd amounds of pink, so that's what the title on that cover looks like to me), but it sounds like... err... I was going to write "fun", but that makes me sound like Vlad the Impaler, doesn't it? I solumnly swear on my LORD Darwin I'll do my best not to derive sadistic amusement from your pain. [fist to heart]<br /><br />@Joe McKen: Oh yeah, the one with Leona, pregnant teenage vampire slayer. Or something. I was doing an upgraded fanfic of that at one point wasn't I? It fell off the radar when the original ended and I completely forgot about it. :/<br /><br />Hopefully I've learned my lesson from that and from the other story I started (set in the Left-Behind universe): if, whilst reading an internet deconstruction of an incredibly crappy novel written by fundamentalist authors, I get the urge to twist the story into a rediculous and completely Over The Top parallel, I have to keep it small and contained or I won't manage to finish it. Or to put it more simply: if I'm going to spend more than an hour or two writing something, it'd better be original-work rather than fanfic.Quasarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398018171200335379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-88462204726797040262011-06-14T17:31:00.104-04:002011-06-14T17:31:00.104-04:00Yes, do it, do it! It will be horribly fascinating...Yes, do it, do it! It will be horribly fascinating, brilliantly snarky, and rather amusing! (I hope)Slow Learnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11450551450935929380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-45826472708297896362011-06-14T17:13:32.586-04:002011-06-14T17:13:32.586-04:00A bit late in the game, but yes, oh yes, do eet. I...A bit late in the game, but yes, oh yes, do eet. I loved your snarking of that online fundy “novel” a while back (can’t remember the title or whatever). Only happy to have more of that.Joé McKenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08037015111554209304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-85467658082017226432011-06-14T16:37:35.033-04:002011-06-14T16:37:35.033-04:00oh, yes. other than the bible, this is THE book fo...oh, yes. other than the bible, this is THE book for little fundy girls. often the ONLY book.<br /><br />frankly, i'm glad europeans haven't heard of this series. americans look bad enough already.PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-9419219068819560592011-06-14T15:49:17.868-04:002011-06-14T15:49:17.868-04:00I dig your snark. But feel free to stop when it be...I dig your snark. But feel free to stop when it becomes to awful.<br /><br />As a European, I've never heard of that book series.<br />Am I guessing right, that fundies want girls to read these books?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-50526391885797339732011-06-14T15:02:42.641-04:002011-06-14T15:02:42.641-04:00Dissection! Dissection! We want a dissection!
Also...Dissection! Dissection! We want a dissection!<br />Also, I'm having trouble imagining what could be worse than that cover, but still be implied by that cover. I have a feeling this will not be a feel-good experience.Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03517657842744936929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-47821189674471016852011-06-14T14:37:36.101-04:002011-06-14T14:37:36.101-04:00Somehow, I've managed to avoid hearing about E...Somehow, I've managed to avoid hearing about Elsie Dinsmore until now. I look forward to learning about her through your pain.<br />(Okay, that sounded bad. Um...good luck?)Brinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18034585577015417306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-77054693280430444382011-06-14T14:25:27.491-04:002011-06-14T14:25:27.491-04:00It was this or Dan Brown, and I just couldn't ...It was this or Dan Brown, and I just couldn't subject myself to that. If you want to throw yourself on those literary abortions, I will read with glee.PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-71860744651006100972011-06-14T14:16:20.298-04:002011-06-14T14:16:20.298-04:00I'm starting to feel like I need to pick a boo...I'm starting to feel like I need to pick a book to deconstruct if I ever want to be one of the "cool" bloggers. ;)Jarredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04793668797961461325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-30091983153380339382011-06-14T14:13:57.509-04:002011-06-14T14:13:57.509-04:00Yes pls!
I think terrible-book deconstructions a...Yes pls! <br /><br />I think terrible-book deconstructions are my single favorite thing on the internet. What this says about me as a person, I don't know. Probably nothing good. Oh well. In any case, I'm excited!Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09210707746180837233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-10029302867477548672011-06-14T14:02:54.066-04:002011-06-14T14:02:54.066-04:00I would enjoy that a lot.I would enjoy that a lot.Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08517925505288693036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-42169809611297557862011-06-14T12:55:46.262-04:002011-06-14T12:55:46.262-04:00Wow, that falls into the "Damn, why didn'...Wow, that falls into the "Damn, why didn't I think of that???" category. That'd be far more fun than Mike Savage. Yes DO IT!!! DOOOOO IT!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-80144701132092268172011-06-14T12:53:54.509-04:002011-06-14T12:53:54.509-04:00You people hate me, don't you?
Okay, I'll...You people hate me, don't you?<br /><br />Okay, I'll get to work on the introductory post.PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-1650661322045307092011-06-14T12:49:00.090-04:002011-06-14T12:49:00.090-04:00Emphatically yes.Emphatically yes.Fannie Wolfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04296502470605119779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-75080937786034643952011-06-14T12:23:02.777-04:002011-06-14T12:23:02.777-04:00Bad writing and snark? I'm in!Bad writing and snark? I'm in!Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-2238134248421880552011-06-14T12:10:23.562-04:002011-06-14T12:10:23.562-04:00Sure, do it!Sure, do it!LadyAtheisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12132821431322748921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-29426114097837091932011-06-14T12:08:02.237-04:002011-06-14T12:08:02.237-04:00I love deconstructions! Count me as a yes vote.I love deconstructions! Count me as a yes vote.Jarredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04793668797961461325noreply@blogger.com