tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post3035559062872746323..comments2024-03-22T03:19:38.110-04:00Comments on Forever In Hell: That Probably Would Have Happened AnywayPersonalFailurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-90270563979610262082009-05-30T07:37:58.901-04:002009-05-30T07:37:58.901-04:00I've already gotten through the whole morning with...I've already gotten through the whole morning without being hit by any meteors. I guess Satan is protecting me so I can continue to spread atheism.Infidel753http://infidel753.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-54288152023396255252009-05-29T13:47:25.507-04:002009-05-29T13:47:25.507-04:00Actually yes. That was also some disturbing shit.Actually yes. That was also some disturbing shit.Eternal Critichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05079232411668840329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-12114580361144446482009-05-29T13:26:18.609-04:002009-05-29T13:26:18.609-04:00EC: remember that SNL or Mad TV skit, "Lowered Exp...EC: remember that SNL or Mad TV skit, "Lowered Expectations"?PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-29599904180133758832009-05-29T12:52:02.632-04:002009-05-29T12:52:02.632-04:00Oh Jebus. These are some serious whackjobs. There'...Oh Jebus. These are some serious whackjobs. There's nothing even remotely weird or improbable about any of these events.Eternal Critichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05079232411668840329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-56473556609796800102009-05-29T12:13:00.934-04:002009-05-29T12:13:00.934-04:00Littlewood's law, anyone? That says that "miracles...<A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Littlewood%27s_law" REL="nofollow">Littlewood's law</A>, anyone? That says that "miracles" would be expected to happen about once every 35 days. I don't consider things that happen that often to be unusual.Rob Fhttp://thewordsonwhat.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-57201016001018553822009-05-29T11:53:02.614-04:002009-05-29T11:53:02.614-04:00I was going to cross the road one time when there ...I was going to cross the road one time when there was busy traffic, but something told me I should wait for the lights to change and cross like everyone else...so I did and guess what; I made it across safely!<br /><br />Jesus was really lookin' out for me that day!!<br /><br />Agreed. The last one is scary.ExPatMatthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08666078524214384329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-47572905366573826172009-05-29T11:24:12.883-04:002009-05-29T11:24:12.883-04:00I'm pretty sure you do, Ryk.
Btw, how stale is th...I'm pretty sure you do, Ryk.<br /><br />Btw, how stale is that doughnut, and how much staler do you think it would get if you mailed it to me?PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-5920147365297262602009-05-29T11:11:26.271-04:002009-05-29T11:11:26.271-04:00This morning I wanted to eat the last chocolate do...This morning I wanted to eat the last chocolate doughnut. Just as I was about to get it I remembered I was not eating doughnuts for breakfast any more so I made a bowl of cereal. Later I discovered that the doughnut was stale. Do I have to thank Jesus for saving me from a stale doughnut?Rykhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16424545934239146403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-24199923174730412302009-05-29T10:12:04.196-04:002009-05-29T10:12:04.196-04:00My god that last one is freaky as hell! My daughte...My god that last one is freaky as hell! My daughter once fell down and skinned her knee and I had more compassion for her that this woman had for her daughter who might have been seriously hurt.Leighhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01264241978515946396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-71095532094314666342009-05-29T09:21:47.470-04:002009-05-29T09:21:47.470-04:00Jesus saved me but destroyed a bunch of other peop...Jesus saved me but destroyed a bunch of other people's property, they probably weren't Christians or weren't the right kind of Christian. Praise Jesus!<br /><br />Who the fuck uses a typewriter these days?<br /><br />Child says they can't walk, so pray and make them walk. Wait so if they can walk then they are probably exaggerating in the first place and this is not a miracle, gotcha.BeamStalkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17772110446629492132noreply@blogger.com