tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post534572729615996634..comments2024-03-22T03:19:38.110-04:00Comments on Forever In Hell: I Gave Eminem a Lap Dance While Riding Space MountainPersonalFailurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-10538705577079955992011-02-28T13:51:34.407-05:002011-02-28T13:51:34.407-05:00I had unprotected sex with Harry Potter in the bat...I had unprotected sex with Harry Potter in the batmobile.<br /><br />I think I just won. There could not be more awesome in that sentenceAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04103446055814911491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-21536896369354854192011-02-28T11:05:12.106-05:002011-02-28T11:05:12.106-05:00I molested Russell Brand because he paid me too.
...I molested Russell Brand because he paid me too.<br /><br />Why is mine plausible?BeamStalkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17772110446629492132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-39131627296200515872011-02-27T17:08:39.868-05:002011-02-27T17:08:39.868-05:00I once dry-humped Matt Groening's leg at a sci...I once dry-humped Matt Groening's leg at a sci-fi convention.<br /><br />Wait, this is some sort of game? I thought we were just sharing...Quasarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398018171200335379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-80412446093821783652011-02-27T12:15:52.026-05:002011-02-27T12:15:52.026-05:00I molested Woody from Toy Story while I was drunk....I molested Woody from Toy Story while I was drunk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-51576001866727365872011-02-27T11:22:38.433-05:002011-02-27T11:22:38.433-05:00Seriously? I flashed Brad Pitt in the drive-thru a...Seriously? I flashed Brad Pitt in the drive-thru at Taco Bell?<br /><br />What the hell was I doing there? What the hell was <i>he</i> doing there?Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.com