tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post5726731758295796876..comments2024-03-22T03:19:38.110-04:00Comments on Forever In Hell: "reserve a lot of pity for the youngest girls that give fellatio"PersonalFailurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-18772769554143906242011-02-10T06:14:35.883-05:002011-02-10T06:14:35.883-05:00I think "grandpa" has an unhealthy fixat...I think "grandpa" has an unhealthy fixation centered on young girls. Called "granddaughter" here.jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04294710640794526679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-5962364404591496072011-02-09T21:06:29.588-05:002011-02-09T21:06:29.588-05:00i tell you true - if one of my grandparents [of AN...i tell you true - if one of my grandparents [of ANY gender] wrote me bullshit like that, i'd be pulling a Stephen Lynch.<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKZJM737Zl0<br /><br /><br />i grant that i went thru social hell for having sex, but in my case, it was nothing new - i'd been recieving the SAME SHIT since i was 11 and "got breasts". [not getting into other stuff]<br /><br />but - i had fun. lots of safe, GOOD fun.<br /><br />and, honestly, i'm not about to fucking cut myself off because of shit like this, and i am so godsdamned SICK of people piling this on their daughters.<br /><br />if you *REALLY* want to "stop" teenage sex [and seriously? there are so many things wrong with that premise] why the fuck aren't "you" going after the main perpetrators - i.e. the BOYS who pressure girls for sex?<br /><br /><br />oh, wait... it's not about teens having sex [GASP!] - it's about the fear that if women have any sexual experience, they'll LAUGH AT YOU BECAUSE YOU SUCK IN BEDdenelianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08083149213773118359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-23368194502722700172011-02-09T18:22:02.129-05:002011-02-09T18:22:02.129-05:00I see that this blog is called What Women Never He...I see that this blog is called What Women Never Hear.<br /><br />Am.... Am I to understand that grandpa here thinks we women <i>have never heard that having teh secks before marriage will ruin us?</i> Because rather than echo the points already made in your post and in these comments, I will just tell grandpa that, <i>dude. I have heard this one before.</i>Cynical Nymphhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12601814894895238102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-46755434277581842512011-02-09T16:41:03.124-05:002011-02-09T16:41:03.124-05:00King of the Hill is significantly more clever than...<i>King of the Hill is significantly more clever than most people give it credit for.</i><br /><br />Most people probably don't think of it as intentionally satirical. Of course it could also be an aspect of some variant of Poe's Law for suburban Texas...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-37626478259872480632011-02-09T16:03:31.302-05:002011-02-09T16:03:31.302-05:00King of the Hill is significantly more clever than...King of the Hill is significantly more clever than most people give it credit for.PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-63089882595145766062011-02-09T15:42:37.341-05:002011-02-09T15:42:37.341-05:00No, Fannie, obviously you fail to understand. As a...<i>No, Fannie, obviously you fail to understand. As a man, naturally I can clear this up for you.</i><br /><br />Unfortunately, you did not clear it up clear it up fully. As another man, I am fortunately in a place to step in and point out the places where you got it wrong. In doing so, I believe I will also prove that you are not, in fact, a strong, masculine man and, therefore, some sort of wussy little girl, since there is only room for two data points on this particular continuum.<br /><br />Anyway, while men may only be able to focus on one thing at a time and, therefore, must be forgiven if those wily women use their feminine wiles to distract them through fellatio (undoubtedly so they can get the man to buy them things, as women are only good for two things: blowjobs and shopping), that is not the complete case. The default state for a man is sexually active. Even if they are not having sex, they're still sexually active. So, really, a woman who happens to be kneeling down to pick up an accidentally dropped book may find herself fellating a man completely by accident.<br /><br />Since the default state of men is "sexually active," it is then the job of the woman to maintain her default state of "sexually inert." Otherwise the universe explodes. And by "explodes," I mean, god hisownself comes down from heaven to point out that the woman in question is a damn, dirty slut who should really be ashamed of herself for what she just did there.<br /><br />-<br /><br />Although, in all seriousness...<br /><br />There was an episode of King of the Hill once where someone or other got slut shamed. At the end of the episode Bobby promised Hank that he wouldn't have sex before marriage. Hank's reply was, "No, it's okay if you do it." Bobby was confused, so Hank explained, "It's called a double-standard, but keep quiet about it. We get the benefit of that one."<br /><br />Brilliant, really...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-2297219147636724092011-02-09T15:12:43.433-05:002011-02-09T15:12:43.433-05:00No, Fannie, obviously you fail to understand. As a...No, Fannie, obviously you fail to understand. <a href="http://nagamakironin.blogspot.com/2011/01/first-step-is-admitting-you-have.html" rel="nofollow">As a man,</a> naturally I can clear this up for you. <br /><br />You see, men are really simple creatures, and we can only focus on one thing at a time. That means that when we are - ahem - involved in fellatio, that is what occupies the whole of our very limited attention. And afterwards, we are occupied with... well, whatever we think about next. Curing cancer, no doubt, or blowing things up, or plotting how to get someone to participate in fellatio with us again. You will perceive that there is no room in this process for men to absorb a sense guilt, a feeling of worthlessness, or even a vague disquiet. Nor is there is any question of slowing our mental maturation, as males never advance beyond an adolescent mindset to any sort of mental adulthood. In this area, women inarguably become victims of their own God-given ability to multi-task. <br /><br />It is therefore clear that in order to protect our nation's young women, young men should only ever receive fellatio from other young men. Q.E.D.<br /><br />(I'm a bit disturbed at having just written that. Gah...)Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-85867991576519038152011-02-09T15:00:37.726-05:002011-02-09T15:00:37.726-05:00In the patriarchy, penises are legally disembodied...In the patriarchy, penises are legally disembodied, and the body they happen to be attached to bears no responsibility for the actions of said penises.PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-39159631260005176522011-02-09T14:52:26.814-05:002011-02-09T14:52:26.814-05:001) "She turns more to thinking as boys think....1) <i>"She turns more to thinking as boys think. She seeks more stroking of her ego"</i><br /><br />I see what he did there. Clever fellow.<br /><br />2) I'd love to know this guy's take on what happens to "girls who experiment and participate sexually" with other girl.<br /><br />3) <i>"However, reserve a lot of pity for the youngest girls that give fellatio and a lot of sorrow for those that do it in public.</i><br /><br />Question. Are these "girls" fellating disembodies penises or something? Because I'm pretty sure he just wrote an article shaming only one-half of the participants in the aforementioned fellatio.Fannie Wolfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04296502470605119779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-47795270933792335632011-02-09T14:44:16.708-05:002011-02-09T14:44:16.708-05:00I think there is a lot of projection going on here...I think there is a lot of projection going on here. I think he has been passed up in jobs by better qualified women, whom he now thinks, no knows slept their way to the top. It is not his fault, it is the evil promiscuous women's fault. Yes, they go around giving blowjobs in the office bathroom and get raises while I sit here in squalor not moving up. It certainly can't be because I am an unmotivated jack ass who spends most of his time moping, no it is those dirty dirty women. They started as girls and this is where it got them. Now I am must go home and masturbate myself to sleep.<br /><br />Yeah I feel icky typing that up.BeamStalkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17772110446629492132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-9108647012047974662011-02-09T14:22:32.496-05:002011-02-09T14:22:32.496-05:00I think Grandpa here is full of shit.
Define youn...I think Grandpa here is full of shit. <br />Define young girl for me?<br /><br /><br /><br />Although,I haven't had fellatio performed on me by a young girl since,well,since I was a young boy. Women? That's an entirely different answer.<br /><br />It seems he may have a problem with fellatio in general, not just with "young girls"machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04073782907747032366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-15272983210862169412011-02-09T14:08:21.390-05:002011-02-09T14:08:21.390-05:00Please tell me that's a Poe. 'Cause... um....Please tell me that's a Poe. 'Cause... um... otherwise I'm really, really creeped out.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.com