tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post5993735433167524922..comments2024-03-22T03:19:38.110-04:00Comments on Forever In Hell: I Totally Told You SoPersonalFailurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-17841392358970430542010-05-05T18:09:42.459-04:002010-05-05T18:09:42.459-04:00PF, where are the boobs? We were promised cleavage...PF, where are the boobs? We were promised cleavage – <em>for SCIENCE</em>!! Don’t turn your back on us! … and science! ;-)Joé McKenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08037015111554209304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-27721081995074320452010-05-05T18:07:11.319-04:002010-05-05T18:07:11.319-04:00*laughs*
SO MANY things sprang into my head at th...*laughs*<br /><br />SO MANY things sprang into my head at that. my FAV is a web-serial entitled "Mr. Diety" and it's about God, and an angel, and "Jesse" [look, God can't be bothered to REMEMBER the kid's NAME, sheesh!] and Mr. Diety's S.O. "Lucy" and...<br /><br />watch it!!!denelianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08083149213773118359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-81483687669969666512010-05-04T14:07:03.448-04:002010-05-04T14:07:03.448-04:00"think about it - if masturbating is supposed..."think about it - if masturbating is supposed to make a GUY go blind, think about the consequences for catching a DEITY doing so!!!"<br /><br />...He'll go scient?<br /><br />(Losing the "omni", that is.)Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-56393720781609780712010-05-04T07:11:23.697-04:002010-05-04T07:11:23.697-04:00Awright, PF, where's th' boobs?
I played ...Awright, PF, where's th' boobs?<br /><br />I played for a gathering of our leading politicos and local pooh-bahs last night, saw more deficient boobs than I can stand. Need a decent pair to see and restore my equanimity.<br />My wife begged off when I asked her when I got home, she said, "Jesus Christ, man! I'm SIXTY THREE!!! Go AWAY"!!!<br /><br />I was told the "Rapture" thing by a well meaning person (couple of years back) who got quite distressed by my response.<br /><br />I asked him why he thought we'd be fighting and in travail? Since the "Prince of Peace", the son of an omnipotent etc. being couldn't deliver, what made him think that "The Evil One" would do any better making those "Left Behind" behave in a certain way?<br /><br />Besides, why would we be in turmoil? We'd be rooting through their stuff.<br /><br />He said, and was serious about it, "You stay out of my house and leave my things alone! They're MINE"!<br /><br />Shows how much he REALLY believes in the rapture.<br /><br />Also, a WARNING. Fundies are not amused when you refer to that hypothetical event as "The Rupture". The hostility indix rises by several points.Sargenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-58917778947473293092010-05-04T01:06:10.863-04:002010-05-04T01:06:10.863-04:00oh, Michael, Michael, are you really so SAD in lif...oh, Michael, Michael, are you really so SAD in life? do you hate it so, that you don't want to see it anymore?<br />think about it - if masturbating is supposed to make a GUY go blind, think about the consequences for catching a DEITY doing so!!!<br /><br /><br />loldenelianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08083149213773118359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-22938801399696965792010-05-03T23:29:25.041-04:002010-05-03T23:29:25.041-04:00@Michael: Wow. I guess the Python boys were right....@Michael: Wow. I guess the Python boys were right. Every sperm <i>is</i> sacred.The Woeful Budgiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00940543617741545988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-22544473146030597122010-05-03T16:12:11.438-04:002010-05-03T16:12:11.438-04:00Wasn't it one of the Egyptian deities who mast...Wasn't it one of the Egyptian deities who masturbated the Universe into existence? <br /><br />::opens Google::<br /><br /><a href="http://egyptian-history.suite101.com/article.cfm/egyptian_creation_myths" rel="nofollow">Yes, yes it was.</a>Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-68532239851246733732010-05-03T16:04:50.594-04:002010-05-03T16:04:50.594-04:00I'm gonna go ahead and agree with anyone who&#...I'm gonna go ahead and agree with anyone who's said it's best to ignore DM. I'm just amazed that he's capable of changing his shtick to incorporate the Boobquake. It's impressive, since I was pretty sure he just sits around huffing glue all day.Gedshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15047239425466517786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-41718265819196331572010-05-03T15:53:32.469-04:002010-05-03T15:53:32.469-04:00I lost a perfectly good keyboard to the line "...<i>I lost a perfectly good keyboard to the line "I see him coming in the sky" because I am secretly a 12-year-old boy.</i><br /><br />Well that could be an explanation for clouds...BeamStalkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17772110446629492132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-71558888035493881522010-05-03T15:39:48.967-04:002010-05-03T15:39:48.967-04:00Exactly!Exactly!Joé McKenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08037015111554209304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-90352274216622498982010-05-03T15:38:28.743-04:002010-05-03T15:38:28.743-04:00For science- anything!For science- anything!PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-34068795209765560742010-05-03T15:28:49.035-04:002010-05-03T15:28:49.035-04:00@PF:
And why not? Do what Jen did and even make it...@PF:<br />And why not? Do what Jen did and even make it your profile pic. Or make it into a post of its own. Really, you don’t need an excuse.<br /><br />Of course, you’ll understand, I’m sure, that the pic will need to be relatively large and hi-res and show the maximum amount of boobiness. Never mind why; just trust me – it’s for science! You wouldn’t refuse to do it for <em>science</em>, would you??Joé McKenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08037015111554209304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-81941611156406111602010-05-03T15:25:26.303-04:002010-05-03T15:25:26.303-04:00Hell, yeah, Mike! You'll get smiley faces galo...Hell, yeah, Mike! You'll get smiley faces galore.<br /><br />and, Joe-ay, what other excuse do I have to post a new picture of breasts having missed Boobquake? It's not like I can just put them on any post.PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-43367521859147981972010-05-03T14:58:00.767-04:002010-05-03T14:58:00.767-04:00That... just...
Okay, fin. I give. You win. Here:...That... just...<br /><br />Okay, fin. I give. You win. Here:<br /><br /><i>I thought I could write a poem<br />'bout how I'm not gonna die<br />Instead I'll be in Jesus' home<br />With God up in the sky<br /><br />I'll watch as you start to suffer<br />Your pain will go on and on<br />I'll laugh at the death of my brother<br />And praise God that I'm already gone.</i><br /><br />Is that stylistically awful and mean spirited enough to qualify for publication on Rapture Ready?Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-84846754707400870602010-05-03T14:49:01.735-04:002010-05-03T14:49:01.735-04:00OT: It really is best not to actually confront DM....OT: It really is best not to actually confront DM. In case you don’t know, he’s an absolutely virulent anti-atheist troll with serious mental issues (literally) who has spent the better part of the past few years leaving thousands of the same copy-pasted comments across dozens and dozens of blogs. The only way to deal with him is to either ignore him and hope he goes away, and if he doesn’t, either delete his crap manually or upgrade to a better comment system and just ban him outright.Joé McKenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08037015111554209304noreply@blogger.com