tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post6606979678874644773..comments2024-03-22T03:19:38.110-04:00Comments on Forever In Hell: You're Unpublished, Aren't You?PersonalFailurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-3862248215216844902010-09-19T20:41:43.855-04:002010-09-19T20:41:43.855-04:00A little late to the party but I was also going to...A little late to the party but I was also going to say Thomas Covenant. However the big daddy of unlikeable protaganists is Alex DeLarge of Clockwork Orange. <br /><br />OK I admit I like him but I'm pretty sure that's because I am a bad person.Rykhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16424545934239146403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-62441430129583789282010-09-17T22:59:35.775-04:002010-09-17T22:59:35.775-04:00Wow, Dennis. I mean, I am really pretty certain th...Wow, Dennis. I mean, I am really pretty certain that if we went with WWJD? here that it would <i>not</i> be threatening to torture and exterminate people. Didn't he teach tolerance? I might have to go and check that out but I'm really pretty certain there was that whole turn the other cheek thing about when people were not living up to your expectations of them?<br /><br />Seriously Dennis, do you really think you make your faith look appealing and righteous? Isn't religion something that is supposed to be felt from within rather than coerced? What kind of real faith would a person have if they were coerced? False faith, that's what. Seeking to terrorize people into believing what you believe didn't work during the Spanish Inquisition and it doesn't work nowadays either. I've got some nice Conversos (CryptoJews) on my Spanish side of the family to make that point abundantly clear. Coerced into Catholicism they just did the underground Judaism thing. <br /><br />Speaking of which, is there like a particular brand or flavor of God that you're marketing? Catholic? Jewish? Zoroastrian?<br /><br />You're always advocating this incredibly destructive and violent version of faith. I, for one, would really like to know what faith you subscribe to. Really. I'm not kidding here, okay?Mariellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09276286373160055302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-37306271067382288702010-09-17T20:08:33.209-04:002010-09-17T20:08:33.209-04:00Geds -
*I* think it's personal, and normally ...Geds -<br /><br />*I* think it's personal, and normally wouldn't ask *ANY* what/if there's a faith [unless, like with kids i mentor, it might have bearing on what i'm doing]<br /><br /><br />but let me know if you ever decide to set up that religion - i bet i'd have some good tips to help, and probably know some people who'd go pranking with you [that *IS* what you'd call your worship, RIGHT? it isn't a prankster religion without pranking!!! Also, Loki gets a bad rap, don't leave Him out :D ]<br /><br />*shrug* the only reason i asked is because it seems so WEIRD that DM keeps threatening all of you. <br />[and also i feel slightly left out. lol]denelianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08083149213773118359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-55917663948938006032010-09-17T17:35:30.928-04:002010-09-17T17:35:30.928-04:00Are we still poking the DM with the pointy stick?
...Are we still poking the DM with the pointy stick?<br /><br />DM, how is Canada? Talked to any mounties lately for your death threats, again?BeamStalkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17772110446629492132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-46637825346620859352010-09-17T16:21:10.874-04:002010-09-17T16:21:10.874-04:00My life doesn't need a solution, because it is...My life doesn't need a solution, because it isn't, y'know, a <i>problem</i>. Things do not happen just because you say them, or because you want them really badly. Sane people know that.<br /><br />Take it over to my blog, Dennis. I'd prefer to quit cluttering up PF's place with your maladroit maledictions.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-1230009792838791762010-09-17T16:09:31.629-04:002010-09-17T16:09:31.629-04:00michael mock the only solution to your life is to ...michael mock the only solution to your life is to end it....DMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11389651479904502758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-86325890276709242032010-09-17T16:06:59.072-04:002010-09-17T16:06:59.072-04:00::laughs:: That's because I don't need hel...::laughs:: That's because I don't need help. I'm doing just fine, despite everything you said would happen to me. I haven't so much as stubbed my toe or gotten a paper cut.<br /><br />By the way... I can keep deleting your stuff all day.<br /><br />I'm sorry, Dennis. You're just not a credible threat. Even the Montreal Police think you're harmless. <a href="http://nagamakironin.blogspot.com/2010/08/lunatic-fringe-is-back.html" rel="nofollow">Remember this?</a> The worst worry I can dredge up where you're concerned is that you might kill <i>yourself</i> - which is, again, why I keep suggesting that you seek professional help.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-53253226456218042412010-09-17T15:51:59.265-04:002010-09-17T15:51:59.265-04:00michael mock - nothing can help you...
and we are...michael mock - nothing can help you...<br /><br />and we are going to ENJOY torturing you...DMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11389651479904502758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-33471858445067978232010-09-17T15:31:44.153-04:002010-09-17T15:31:44.153-04:00No, Dennis, I'm not. Your prophecies are false...No, Dennis, I'm not. Your prophecies are false; your curses are ineffective. You have no power over me.<br /><br />For your own sake, please at least consider therapy. I keep recommending psychiatrists because I think you're going to need medication in order to really make progress, but counseling would at least be a start.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-41780359448581254442010-09-17T15:03:20.793-04:002010-09-17T15:03:20.793-04:00michael mock - as I said before, you are going to ...michael mock - as I said before, you are going to be tortured and executed...<br /><br /><br />you are going to learn to SHUT YOUR TRAP concerning things of a "prophetic nature"DMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11389651479904502758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-46882603532457130952010-09-17T14:59:09.747-04:002010-09-17T14:59:09.747-04:00Come now, Dennis. I don't wish to abolish fait...Come now, Dennis. I don't wish to abolish faith; I just find it a bit silly. And you consider me an atheist, don't you? <br /><br />This sort of thing isn't healthy, Dennis. Please <a href="http://therapists.psychologytoday.com/rms/cities/Montreal-Therapists.html" rel="nofollow">find</a> a <a href="http://www.yelp.ca/search?cflt=psychiatrists&find_loc=montr%C3%A9al%2C+qc" rel="nofollow">competent</a> <a href="http://www.yellowpages.ca/search/?stype=si&what=psychiatrist&where=Montreal%2C+Quebec%2C+Canada" rel="nofollow">psychiatrist</a>. I don't say this to mock you. Quite the opposite: I really want to see you get the help you so obviously need.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-20074323331581790842010-09-17T10:39:13.770-04:002010-09-17T10:39:13.770-04:00Your ability to predict the future is actually wor...<i>Your ability to predict the future is actually worse than mine... and hell, I'm occasionally surprised when the sun comes up.</i><br /><br />In related news, I'm not dead.<br /><br />Although I did develop a crazy urge to pluck out one of my eyes in order to gain the necessary knowledge to stave off doom at Ragnarok...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-90074582653418526332010-09-17T10:23:01.837-04:002010-09-17T10:23:01.837-04:00Dennis Markuze said: "geds, michal mock, joe ...Dennis Markuze said: "geds, michal mock, joe mccken and the rest of you scum DIE TODAY!"<br /><br />What, <i><b>again?</b></i><br /><br />Come on, Dennis. This is getting old. I don't know whether you mean these predictions as prophecies or curses, but either way THEY DON'T WORK. Your ability to predict the future is actually <i>worse than mine...</i> and hell, I'm occasionally surprised when the sun comes up.<br /><br />Threatening to torture and kill people is not healthy... and you do that all the time. You seem to actually believe that your pronouncements have an effect on the real world. That is, quite simply, crazy.<br /><br />Look, I'm not scared of you and I'm not worried by you. I am, however, worried <i>for</i> you. So please, for your own sake, <a href="http://therapists.psychologytoday.com/rms/cities/Montreal-Therapists.html" rel="nofollow">seek</a> <a href="http://www.yelp.ca/search?cflt=psychiatrists&find_loc=montr%C3%A9al%2C+qc" rel="nofollow">professional</a> <a href="http://www.yellowpages.ca/search/?stype=si&what=psychiatrist&where=Montreal%2C+Quebec%2C+Canada" rel="nofollow">help</a>. Forget about the rest of us; we don't really matter.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-79430952890390100802010-09-17T09:22:22.634-04:002010-09-17T09:22:22.634-04:00denelian:
Um, I fail to see how that's a deep...denelian:<br /><br />Um, I fail to see how that's a deeply personal question.<br /><br />But, no. I'm not a Christian. I self-identify as a humanist and am, for all intents and purposes, an atheist. But I also have a healthy respect for the Trickster gods and am thinking of setting up a Coyote-based religion.<br /><br />Ironically enough, though, I'm pretty sure that even with that I'm a better Christian than DM. I mean, at the very least I don't spew out death threats in the name of that guy who seemed to think we should all lay down our own lives for each other in order to make the world a better place.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-4442008163337930302010-09-17T01:22:59.128-04:002010-09-17T01:22:59.128-04:00Geds,
forgive me for asking this insanely persona...Geds,<br /><br />forgive me for asking this insanely personal question, but... aren't you still Christian? just not an ignorant-stupid-ill-educated-slave-to-some-preacher's-fears Christian?<br /><br />[if you aren't, please forgive me!] but if you *are* still a Christian, why the FUCK is DM threatening *YOU*? i mean, you know more about the Bible than he does, and you're a better Christian!!!denelianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08083149213773118359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-80922959200025375542010-09-17T00:37:36.321-04:002010-09-17T00:37:36.321-04:00Good point.Good point.UNRRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17093711439992855042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-64055953998869889352010-09-17T00:36:04.875-04:002010-09-17T00:36:04.875-04:00If I were an internet loon who liked threatening p...<i>If I were an internet loon who liked threatening people, I'd be hoping the wrong person didn't actually take my threats seriously and decide to do something about them.</i><br /><br />See, right there you poke a hole in your own thesis. It requires starting from a standpoint of logical thought. But loons who threaten people on the internet seem to lack that particular capacity.<br /><br />Also, I happen to know that at least two of the people DM threatened tonight are located in Texas, wherein everyone is heavily armed. At least in popular lore...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-44695932804666799302010-09-17T00:23:26.316-04:002010-09-17T00:23:26.316-04:00I wonder if it ever occurs to internet lunatics th...I wonder if it ever occurs to internet lunatics that a significant number of people out here in internet land are heavily-armed, experienced and/or trained in the application of violence, and prone to regard threats as things to be eliminated? If I were an internet loon who liked threatening people, I'd be hoping the wrong person didn't actually take my threats seriously and decide to do something about them.UNRRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17093711439992855042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-91681567627654132302010-09-16T23:22:12.756-04:002010-09-16T23:22:12.756-04:00geds you are going to learn to SHUT YOUR TRAP, esp...<i>geds you are going to learn to SHUT YOUR TRAP, especially concerning things of a *PROPHETIC NATURE*</i><br /><br />Not so long ago a Native American medicine man told me that I would have interesting dreams because it would be Creator talking to me.<br /><br />I did have dreams that night. They were about getting back together with an ex-girlfriend.<br /><br />I awoke in a cold sweat, terrified.<br /><br />Can I please be crucified now?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-63925649864092663252010-09-16T23:12:09.005-04:002010-09-16T23:12:09.005-04:00Ooh, hey geds: testable prediction!
If you're...Ooh, hey geds: testable prediction!<br /><br />If you're nailed to a tree sometime in the next 24 hours, be sure to let us know before you bleed out so the EAC will know to target the serious and deadly threat that is Dennis Markuze before he brings about our downfall.<br /><br />And if you don't, we can all have a good laugh at Dennis' delusions.<br /><br />Seriously DM, please, for your own sake: get some psychiatric help and/or medication. It'll help you make something of your life, bring you to a level of sanity where you can be productive and in control.<br /><br />Plus it might even keep you from focusing on the point. You know, the one directly behind your head... DON'T TURN AROUND! Don't <i>look</i>! Just keep staring at the cold light from the computer screen, the comforting shapes of the letters admist the glow. The words, and the sentences: they're safe. They're just words. What's behind you isn't. Keep reading these words. If you turn around, I honestly don't know what will happen. I can't guarantee your continued existance if you turn around, if you stop reading, if I stop typing this paragraph that is the only thing keeping you from focusing on them. They know that <i>you know</i> that they're there now. I'm writing this so that you can keep reading, keep staring at the screen, so that you don't stop, you don't let your mind or your eyes wander, you don't even <i>think</i> about their dark, grasping tendrils or their teeth, just as dark but flecked with tiny spots of scarlet, like bloodred stars of a distant universe...<br /><br />Don't look. Please, don't look.Quasarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398018171200335379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-33677499936071162832010-09-16T23:00:27.849-04:002010-09-16T23:00:27.849-04:00geds you are going to learn to SHUT YOUR TRAP, esp...geds you are going to learn to SHUT YOUR TRAP, especially concerning things of a *PROPHETIC NATURE*DMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11389651479904502758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-13903755929508480032010-09-16T22:51:45.647-04:002010-09-16T22:51:45.647-04:00Also, erm, sorry, PF. I know I moved to a differe...Also, erm, sorry, PF. I know I moved to a different platform specifically to get away from this jackass and now I've been egging him on on your blog.<br /><br />But, in all fairness, you still haven't updated my blog address in your sidebar. So, um, I'ma call this revenge. Yeah...that's what this is.<br /><br />That makes perfect sense.<br /><br />Right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-82761899598894708622010-09-16T22:50:04.805-04:002010-09-16T22:50:04.805-04:00Hilarious. DM's better than TV.
I know! I co...<i>Hilarious. DM's better than TV.</i><br /><br />I know! I could just pour myself a bourbon and hit refresh all night!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-15527127988957271872010-09-16T22:47:18.059-04:002010-09-16T22:47:18.059-04:00Hilarious. DM's better than TV.Hilarious. DM's better than TV.Big Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534995604187556023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-57453871779255526172010-09-16T22:42:27.874-04:002010-09-16T22:42:27.874-04:00I missed the part of Sermon on the Mount where Jes...<i>I missed the part of Sermon on the Mount where Jesus asked us all to obsessively post nonsensical spam repeatedly in the comments sections of blogs we disagree with. I also missed the part where he asked us to make idle death threats. Guess I got some rereading to do.</i><br /><br />I believe it comes right after the part where Jesus takes a giant bite out of a pulled pork sandwich, extols the virtues of a free-market capitalistic system and suggests the poor need to stop whining, then turns away while casually flicking a lit cigarette in to a pool of gasoline...<br /><br />For some reason Jesus looks a lot like Liam Neeson in my head.<br /><br /><i>I'll just tell you that I don't like him and then provide a link to one of his opinions.</i><br /><br />Don't tell him that doesn't work. I use it as my reading list!<br /><br />Also, DM, I would be honored to die in the same manner as the lord and savior you apparently worship, although you know nothing about him. Truly, it would be a wonderful way to go out. Thank you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com