tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post7420171430395755679..comments2024-03-22T03:19:38.110-04:00Comments on Forever In Hell: Your Issues Have Nothing to Do with ReligionPersonalFailurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-34127359040257155422010-09-26T16:36:57.624-04:002010-09-26T16:36:57.624-04:00The Talmud is about 1500 years old, not 5000. The ...The Talmud is about 1500 years old, not 5000. The other source quoted, the Shulchan Aruch, is around 500 years old.<br /><br />Note also that the Talmud in another section says that anal sex between a man and woman is acceptable. <br /><br />The idea that what one was thinking can influence what children act or look like was actually a common folk belief until this century, and still exists in less educated populations.<br /><br />Note that the vast majority of Orthodox Jews don't follow almost anything this individual is saying. In particular, different sexual positions are generally considered acceptable. <br /><br />Regarding Meg's remark- as far as I'm aware no one does the hole in a sheet thing. It is essentially an urban legend. It is however noteworthy that many different groups claim that other groups do that (a friend of mine who group in the south recalls that some Protestants thought that Catholics did it through a sheet). Cynical Nymph's hypothesis that the claim is most commonly made about Orthodox Jews because of the tallit katan is plausible.<br /><br />Regarding whether women should read the sections of the Talmud dealing with menstruation, I've never heard before the claim that women should not. Indeed, in many very traditional/right-wing Orthodox settings, those are some of the few sections where women are allowed to read (or if they are allowed anything at all it is often not going to be the Talmud itself but rather secondary sources and law codes). This actually leads to a weird social control issue in that many men actually refuse to learn about the rules for menstruation and so their wives can claim to be permitted or not more or less however they please. <br /><br /><br />Note also that in some respects the quoted material is actually fairly tame. For example, many Orthodox Jews believe that a child conceived when a woman is in nidah (the ritual time during and after her period) the child will have bad virtues. As a result, some charedim (ultra-Orthodox Jews) will refuse to have their children marry baalei tsuvot (people who didn't grow up Orthodox but then became so). Of course, no one tells them this until after they've already become very religious.Joshuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00637936588223855248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-39995201805210063792010-09-24T08:02:58.350-04:002010-09-24T08:02:58.350-04:00hmmm...hmmm...zilchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01695741977946935771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-75117498557669292672010-09-24T03:44:16.370-04:002010-09-24T03:44:16.370-04:00NCynic - you are now my favoritest person on the w...NCynic - you are now my favoritest person on the whole wide web [sorry PF - i'm sure you'll reclaim the title eventually! lol]denelianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08083149213773118359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-31428377089259871712010-09-23T14:31:01.610-04:002010-09-23T14:31:01.610-04:00So, Dennis, you're now also posting as "A...So, Dennis, you're now also posting as "Atheist Wars"? You should stick with one name, it's less confusing.<br /><br />Meanwhile, was it Jesus that told you to threaten people with death and torture? You still haven't answered that.<br /><br />Do you talk to Jesus much? Because I don't recall Him saying anything like that, and we play poker every Thursday. (Oh, hey, that's tonight, isn't it? Thanks for reminding me - I need to bring one of the spare water-cooler bottles from work with me. It's a pain to pour from a 20-gallon bottle of wine, but as long as we don't mind the wine, it's free.)<br /><br />(Yes, <i>that's</i> how Jesus saves...)Nameless Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17963921060024737712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-60424484769937954322010-09-23T10:09:47.328-04:002010-09-23T10:09:47.328-04:00::sigh:: Save me from what? My life is actually qu...::sigh:: Save me from what? My life is actually quite good. I have no major health issues, good friends, and a really excellent family. If God is in His Heaven, the He obviously LOVES me.<br /><br />You keep falling back on the same old stock replies. We're going to learn to shut our traps. We're going to be tortured and killed. We die today. We're going to be crucified. Nothing can save us.<br /><br />You keep saying these things, and they keep not happening.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-53579274436859536742010-09-23T05:19:51.418-04:002010-09-23T05:19:51.418-04:00i've decided that DM *MUST* be a Poe [and i...i've decided that DM *MUST* be a Poe [and i'm sort of sad about that - i really liked my idea that he was running a *HUGE* blog-based-MUD was MUCHMUCHMUCH cooler. and more fun]<br /><br /><br />on to the Jews. <br />what the fuck was that?<br />seriously! what the FUCK was THAT.<br /><br /><br />i know about 20 Jewish families. we'll ignore the 3 Sephardic families, since they have differences, and stick to Ashkinazi [however it's spelled]. most of the families i know are TECHNICALLY orthodox. [keep kosher in the home, but maybe not OUT of it - my old boss would eat bacon cheeseburgers. i'd go to wendy's, she'd ask for one, the first time it happened i about passed out. it was good for me though]<br /><br />the general idea of "unclean spirits" isn't WRONG, it's talked about by my Jewish friends - they say it's GERMS [the biggest being from anal sex, or going near the anus, before vaginal sex. which is apparantly a THING to DO, since coming in a butt is "spilling seed", but having anal sex then coming in the vagina is NOT. and THAT leads to *BIG!* health issues for the possessor of the vagina, so anal sex was deemed "unclean" because the anus is full of "unclean spirits" and etc. gotta hand to the Jews of -2,000 - they weren't STUPID; they saw the bad, saw how it happened, to steps to make sure it DIDN'T happen.<br /><br /><br />at least, this is what my friends tell me :)denelianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08083149213773118359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-26817705214524678682010-09-23T04:48:12.149-04:002010-09-23T04:48:12.149-04:00michael mock... there is nothing that will save yo...michael mock... there is nothing that will save you...DMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11389651479904502758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-61709525200228618352010-09-23T01:02:46.342-04:002010-09-23T01:02:46.342-04:00::laughs:: Empty threats and meaningless words, De...::laughs:: Empty threats and meaningless words, Dennis. I'll say it again: you need psychological help. These things you do - the threats, the attempts at bullying - are unhealthy and unGodly. They're also ineffective.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.yelp.ca/search?cflt=psychiatrists&find_loc=montr%C3%A9al%2C+qc" rel="nofollow">This is a list of psychotherapists in the Montreal area.</a> Please (and I say this with some real concern that you might do yourself some harm) go see one of them.<br /><br />There are far, far better ways to get attention than this. Have a real conversation; you may find it surprisingly rewarding.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-71515716032636404712010-09-22T21:31:17.157-04:002010-09-22T21:31:17.157-04:00NEW GAME WITH YOU LITTLE F*CKERS - SPEAK N DIE. Co...NEW GAME WITH YOU LITTLE F*CKERS - SPEAK N DIE. Come see the latest DM videos for your viewing pleasure!<br /><br />http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htmAtheist Warshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04993951266598209546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-33814103125044793652010-09-22T20:48:29.479-04:002010-09-22T20:48:29.479-04:00Michael, maybe it's like a Sit'n'Spin,...Michael, maybe it's like a Sit'n'Spin, which, in my opinion, is what Dennis can do with his comments.mutzalihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06720707287114630951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-82077188271960052402010-09-22T20:42:42.801-04:002010-09-22T20:42:42.801-04:00Oooh, Speak'n'Die. Is that like a Speak...Oooh, Speak'n'Die. Is that like a Speak'n'Spell? Or is it more like Truth Or Dare?<br /><br />I can see where this spam filter is going to force you at least be a bit more creative, Dennis. I'd applaud, if your subject matter weren't so repetitive and tiresome. So, instead, I renew my entreaty for you to seek professional help.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-47685735538765923172010-09-22T19:02:53.530-04:002010-09-22T19:02:53.530-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Atheist Warshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04993951266598209546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-70561285774646893532010-09-22T19:01:33.218-04:002010-09-22T19:01:33.218-04:00NEW GAME WITH YOU LITTLE F*CKERS - SPEAK N DIE. Co...NEW GAME WITH YOU LITTLE F*CKERS - SPEAK N DIE. Come see the latest DM videos for your viewing pleasure!<br />___________________<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />add comment moderation to your BS or more people will die with you...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />And the Pope is 100% correct: The Nazis and the atheists both wish to ABOLISH FAITH....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11332515" rel="nofollow">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11332515</a><br /><br /><br /><br />THE KING OF TERROR<br /><br /><a href="http://media.depechemode.com/micro_sites/remasters/gr/wallpaper/violator_8_640.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://media.depechemode.com/micro_sites/remasters/gr/wallpaper/violator_8_640.jpg</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY - THE DANCE OF DEATH<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0Hez25fFrg" rel="nofollow">WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />THE BOOBQUAKE - 911!<br /><br /><a href="http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htm" rel="nofollow">http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htm</a>Atheist Warshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04993951266598209546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-35579505619006362202010-09-22T18:34:41.011-04:002010-09-22T18:34:41.011-04:00I'm guessing that Gemara refers to a book and ...I'm guessing that Gemara refers to a book and not one of the monsters in a Godzilla movie? Sounds like you'd get about as much useful sex advice from one as the other.<br /><br />Apparently, Montu Python wasn't really spoofing with the "every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great..."Sargenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-70410609597302060632010-09-22T16:04:52.809-04:002010-09-22T16:04:52.809-04:00Suppooosedly the "hole in the sheet" thi...Suppooosedly the "hole in the sheet" thing came from the laundry hanging out, and people who were already disposed to think strange things seeing the tallit katan, and assuming, "Hey, there's a hole in that there sheet!"Cynical Nymphhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12601814894895238102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-90428216681744653732010-09-22T15:34:20.512-04:002010-09-22T15:34:20.512-04:00There was a joke at my Hillel that really orthodox...There was a joke at my Hillel that really orthodox Jews did it through a hole in the sheet. <br /><br />Coming from an awesome (aka liberal, reform) temple, my Rabbi told me that anal sex is fine as long as it is not the primary mode of sex. So we shouldn't be having more anal than vaginal sex. He also said that the position should be the choice of the woman - that might have just been marital advice to my husband. Then again, he also told me that we should only have fights when we are naked, to ensure that the fights are short and end happily.<br /><br />It is pretty amazing that those kinds of crazy people not only have kids but have several of them. Someone told me that women shouldn't read the parts of the talmud concerning menstruation because it would be embarrassing and unladylike. So only men should know what the rules are regarding that delicate time of the month. Genius.<br /><br />Some orthodox Jewish men won't sit where a woman has sat because she might be on the rag. I think that one is actually somewhere in Leviticus, not just complete hokum extrapolated from nothing and full of medieval magic. Anyhow, I used to sit on all the chairs in the public areas of the Hillel I worked out just so the Rabbi couldn't sit down.<br /><br />I like that the wife "hints" that she would "like his favor." Someone needs to invent the kosher dildo for these women. She can even use it in the dark, under the sheets and won't spill seed.Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08517925505288693036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-84326774660159180402010-09-22T15:26:20.716-04:002010-09-22T15:26:20.716-04:00mutzali has me looking for God porn. well, if ther...mutzali has me looking for God porn. well, if there is a hell, I'm absolutely guaranteed to show up there now.PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-36288553920166550972010-09-22T15:05:29.626-04:002010-09-22T15:05:29.626-04:00Rule #12 says: It is forbidden to look at the sexu...Rule #12 says: It is forbidden to look at the sexual organ of a woman, and also that of a man. This damages the eyes both physically and spiritually, and one will not be able to see the face of the Shechinah when the L-rd returns to Zion.<br /><br />My concern: Will we be able to see his divine schwanz?mutzalihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06720707287114630951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-59508083116761265292010-09-22T14:20:14.550-04:002010-09-22T14:20:14.550-04:00Ah, but you're forgetting - it's the life ...Ah, but you're forgetting - it's the life mission of every religious zealot to control their followers. And what better control point is there than the groin?Nameless Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17963921060024737712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-11942897216254358152010-09-22T13:48:37.360-04:002010-09-22T13:48:37.360-04:00I am without speech. What year is this?I am without speech. What year is this?Lynnenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-15969286794973577872010-09-22T12:23:00.211-04:002010-09-22T12:23:00.211-04:00Having recently talked to a doctor who apparently ...Having recently talked to a <b>doctor</b> who apparently doesn't realize that women get their fingers all up in their business while wiping up after peeing, don't feel too bad.PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-80739118517626293262010-09-22T12:00:37.385-04:002010-09-22T12:00:37.385-04:00Huh. We've finally found someone who knows so...Huh. We've finally found someone who knows so little about sex and the female anatomy that <i>I</i> can mock them with impunity. Neat!<br /><br />Sadly, this depresses me so much that I have nothing to say...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-15953431370159031872010-09-22T11:30:43.834-04:002010-09-22T11:30:43.834-04:00You must check your schedule against the seasons a...You must check your schedule against the seasons and the alignments of the stars, or else you may foul the Great Magic!<br /><br />Klaatu Barata Ni<i>chew ::cough::</i><br /><br />Hey! No fair! I said it right!<br /><br />::grabs the necronomicon and runs::Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.com