tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post8192494477672076992..comments2024-03-22T03:19:38.110-04:00Comments on Forever In Hell: Does It Jiggle? Be Ashamed!PersonalFailurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-29550250237843129802010-11-11T16:35:09.290-05:002010-11-11T16:35:09.290-05:00Remember Darlin' Clementine and her herring bo...Remember Darlin' Clementine and her herring boxes (on her feet)? A colorful, and nicely lined corrugated box should fit the bill for a top, with a flowing undercurtain of loose fabric for the bottom. <br /><br />By the way, I have to laugh when considering the image of certain 300 lb (~ 150 Kg) men whose adiposity overlaps the belt buckle. What kind of trusses have been identified as proper attire for those poor dancin' fools?Engeltina Knickerbockerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15560824809361422819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-79393335244066968292010-11-11T16:16:06.733-05:002010-11-11T16:16:06.733-05:00I've been thinking about this post, trying to ...I've been thinking about this post, trying to figure out why people this repressed want to dance in the first place, and trying to picture just exactly what they would actually <i> do </i> on a dance floor. <br />Not a pretty sight.uzzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-24830962712290022552010-11-11T02:49:00.572-05:002010-11-11T02:49:00.572-05:00Uzza - YES!!! blindfolds for perverts!
that shoul...Uzza - YES!!! blindfolds for perverts!<br /><br />that should SO seriously be a movement!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />so; this is why i had to stop dancing. i was GOOD at ballet, jazz and tap [i HATE modern]. but... there isn't a bra in the WORLD that will make my balloons not bounce. i wear a FF, people! when i was dancing, i was 5'8", 125 pounds, and wore a 32FF bra. half my WEIGHT was on my CHEST! there is NOTHING, not even a BURKA, that will hide it. i know - i've TRIED.<br /><br /><br />but FUCK "hiding" it. didn't someone say "don't hide your light under a bushel"? more importantly, i'm pagan. i worship nekkid. duct tape is STOOPID, as are bras and panty-hose, at worship.<br /><br /><br />sighdenelianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08083149213773118359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-29602843224952594132010-11-10T17:50:41.057-05:002010-11-10T17:50:41.057-05:00The author of this piece would never be able to be...The author of this piece would never be able to become an artist. Normal artists draw the body shape first to get proportions and pose right and then layer clothing and detail over the top of it. This person would be forced to start with an amorphous blob, and then... no wait, that's actually an accurate description of their version of "modesty."<br /><br />It sounds like they want to go back to the old victorian girdle, but rather than putting it around the waist and making it hard to breathe, they'd rather see it directly around the lungs. Because if she's not suffocating, she's a tramp...<br /><br />And as for the hips: it's not even <i>possible</i> to hide those. The pelvis is made out of bone, people, and the hips are wider than any other part of your body, on men as well as women. If your clothing doesn't "cling" to your hips, your bloody pants fall down. And, shot-in-the-dark here, I'm guessing Mr/Mrs Modesty doesn't encourage that.Quasarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398018171200335379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-37329499572127686642010-11-10T15:43:19.844-05:002010-11-10T15:43:19.844-05:00Maybe this is passive-aggressive homo-erotica for ...Maybe this is passive-aggressive homo-erotica for men...Whatevermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14458601080799278850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-91343881795661788652010-11-10T14:18:42.312-05:002010-11-10T14:18:42.312-05:00\http://richarddawkins.net/discussions/543672-inhe...\http://richarddawkins.net/discussions/543672-inhertitance-of-acquired-behaviour-adaptions-and-brain-gene-expression-in-chickens<br /><br />atheists, we're gonna cut off your heads...<br /><br />THE HIGH PRICE OF REVOLUTION<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/user/xviolatex?feature=mhumUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00532888325841953106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-15922744919045204672010-11-10T14:16:47.380-05:002010-11-10T14:16:47.380-05:00Much simpler solution: blindfolds.
On the men.Much simpler solution: blindfolds.<br />On the men.uzzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-32301833573660062122010-11-10T13:35:09.064-05:002010-11-10T13:35:09.064-05:00Let's just negate everything that is associate...Let's just negate everything that is associated with femaleness. Men are the default human beings, we must never forget this.<br /><br />Good grief.<br /><br />(Just for good measure, I should point out that my seriously observant Orthodox pal wears the most attractive clothing. She's got this classic hourglass figure and I think if anyone ever told her it was shameful, she would laugh at them and then hit them.)Cynical Nymphhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12601814894895238102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-51531121453276801482010-11-10T11:57:59.833-05:002010-11-10T11:57:59.833-05:00A rule of thumb I was told, quite seriously, was t...A rule of thumb I was told, quite seriously, was that clothing on a woman can curve out, away from the body, but not back in. So a well endowed woman would have her dress go straight down from her nipples to the floor I guess. Certainly a step on the modesty spectrum towards a burka.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-18511497573291612502010-11-10T11:00:32.055-05:002010-11-10T11:00:32.055-05:00"(May require sports bras, additional bras,&q..."(May require sports bras, additional bras,"<br /><br />Oh. My. God.<br /><br />Really?!<br /><br />Since I need new work clothes, my shopping list is now as follows:<br /><br />duct tape, lots of duct tape<br />sports bras<br />additional bras<br />muumuus <br />burqas<br />pantyhose (*shiver*)<br />a girdle<br />more duct tape-<br /><br />Oh fuck it, I'm quitting my job and never leaving my house again.Fannie Wolfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04296502470605119779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-62974014274588398162010-11-10T10:53:20.335-05:002010-11-10T10:53:20.335-05:00God: Well, if they're going to worship me, the...God: Well, if they're going to worship me, they need someone else to blame.<br /><br />Satan: What the hell... why is it hot in here all of a sudden?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02504734487692109101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-80653716625897179242010-11-10T10:35:00.524-05:002010-11-10T10:35:00.524-05:00God: Ha! I'll just make them find jiggling sex...God: Ha! I'll just make them find jiggling sexy as part of their nature- and then forbid them to like it.<br /><br />Satan: Again, what exactly is my place in all this?PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-88105573044879450202010-11-10T10:12:12.215-05:002010-11-10T10:12:12.215-05:00God: I need you to make men think jiggling is sexy...God: I need you to make men think jiggling is sexy.<br /><br />Satan: Well... maybe if we covered everything so it seems forbidden...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02504734487692109101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-49434686998266496512010-11-10T10:03:35.044-05:002010-11-10T10:03:35.044-05:00God: Hmmm . . . you know, I'm gonna make this ...God: Hmmm . . . you know, I'm gonna make this version all jiggly- and then tell them to be ashamed of all the jiggliness.<br /><br />Satan: What do you even need me for, anyway?PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-76216638227048756542010-11-10T09:55:36.196-05:002010-11-10T09:55:36.196-05:00Damn God and his alluring design...
To all the ri...Damn God and his alluring design...<br /><br />To all the rib bones out there: resist the urge to feel ashamed of how hot you are.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02504734487692109101noreply@blogger.com