tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post8661052935076451002..comments2024-03-22T03:19:38.110-04:00Comments on Forever In Hell: Don't Worry, I'm an AnteaterPersonalFailurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-37592093382073262512010-04-25T08:12:16.130-04:002010-04-25T08:12:16.130-04:00My days in Brazil and other South American places ...My days in Brazil and other South American places brought me in contact with an expression, "may you be hugged by an ant-eater".<br /><br />As maledictions go, that picture is a pretty good indicator that it might not be pleasant.Sargenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-58340520136984849272010-04-24T17:28:48.635-04:002010-04-24T17:28:48.635-04:00As long as he keeps the claws outta my fantasies, ...As long as he keeps the claws outta my fantasies, I'm pretty open-minded...Whatevermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14458601080799278850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-16079461942315035332010-04-24T11:42:07.456-04:002010-04-24T11:42:07.456-04:00What's he gonna do, lick you to death?
Well, ...<i>What's he gonna do, lick you to death?</i><br /><br />Well, the combination of the long pointy snout with the very long snaky tongue could inform some interesting fantasies...zilchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01695741977946935771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-76055335002825155772010-04-23T13:34:54.522-04:002010-04-23T13:34:54.522-04:00What's he gonna do, lick you to death?What's he gonna do, lick you to death?Whatevermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14458601080799278850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-17551132223614884212010-04-23T12:09:28.151-04:002010-04-23T12:09:28.151-04:00Look.
The anteater only buys you 24 hours. So the...Look.<br />The anteater only buys you 24 hours. So there better be another post here soon.[redacted]http://foreverinhell.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-30916246068531100472010-04-22T17:11:56.116-04:002010-04-22T17:11:56.116-04:00See, now how come psychics and horoscopes can'...See, now how come psychics and horoscopes can't predict <i>that</i> sort of thing? <br /><br />"In the coming month you shall feel regret over things not done, you shall meet people important to your life, and an anteater shall try to hug you."<br />"Wait, what?"<br />"Also, you shall contract a sexually transmitted disease."<br />"Oh c'mon, me getting laid's even less likely than-"<br />"-from the anteater."<br />"WHAT?!"Quasarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398018171200335379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-59219338167140319082010-04-22T14:38:41.491-04:002010-04-22T14:38:41.491-04:00That does seem like the sort of claim that would d...That does seem like the sort of claim that would demand proof. Especially in the US.PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1334761054277672365.post-90291781852494967652010-04-22T14:20:50.252-04:002010-04-22T14:20:50.252-04:00I dunno. I strongly suspect I'd take a pictur...I dunno. I strongly suspect I'd take a picture of an anteater trying to give me a hug. I mean, I'm not sure if it would be for insurance purposes or an attempt to make a follow-up to the badger video, but...y'know...Gedshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15047239425466517786noreply@blogger.com