I'm Thankful for . . .

Not being a turkey.

No, I'm not getting all militant vegetarian on you. As a child, it really used to bother me that everybody was supposed to be thankful while turkeys clearly had nothing to be thankful about. Meh, I guess that's pretty much America in holiday form.

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Fertility Festival Special

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In case you're not celebrating the Spring Fertility Festival in the correct (christian) way- you know, with eggs and bunnies and other such totally not related to fertility symbols- here are three bibles to help you get with the program:

LOLCatBible

The Brick Testament: with pictures!

The Skeptic's Annotated Bible

Happy conversion!