Bad Fanfic Challenge Generator

Got a little time on your hands? How about enriching all our lives by writing really bad fan fiction? If you're not sure what to write about, head on over to the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator.

I can't decide between

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Murphy Brown and South Park. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!

and

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 8 and Samurai Pizza Cats. The story should use legalizing gay marriage as a plot device!

or possibly

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the National Hockey League and Romeo & Juliet. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!