Showing posts with label narth. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

And they're upset about teabagging? RLY?

Yet another conservevangelical republibagger has been caught out with a hooker. This particular hypocrite, Dr. George Rekers, works with NARTH. NARTH "upholds the rights of individuals with unwanted homosexual attraction to receive effective psychological care". Since the hooker in question had an online profile (previously outed, don't worry), let's see how effective that psychological care is.

Massage, good times, Travel, escort for days, nights and weekends, My name's Geo. 20 year old, 5'9'', 130 pounds, 28'' waist size,8x6" UNCUT, VERSATILE, NICE ASS. Puerto Rican, fair/light-Skin, blond hair, blue eyes and athletic/muscular built. I'm a college guy, masculine, educated, really easy-going, great to get along with, can hold a conversation and passionate You could just say I love to have a good time. Very clean, professional, HIV and Disease FREE. For a sensual meet or companionship. Will do anything you say as long as you ask ;D Repeat encounters are always more exciting for me and make it more casual and comfortable for you as well. Call or text anytime.

Oooh, he's educated, passionate and . . . UNCUT. And a college guy. Who knew "attending college" was as important a qualification for gay hookers as it is for female strippers*? You do learn something new every day, I guess.

Geo's vital stats:
Weight: 132lbs (60kg), Height: 5' 9" (175cm), Body Hair:Smooth, Build: Lean/Swimmer, Eye Color: Blue, Hair Color: Blonde, Foreskin: Uncut, Cock Size: Large, Safe Sex: Always Safe, Sexual Position: Versatile, Sexual Orientation: Bisexual,Drugs: Non-Drug User, Smoking: Non-Smoker, Ethnicity: Latino, Languages Spoken: English, Spanish, Tastes / Specialties / Fetishes: Vanilla, Leather, Anal, Oral, Shaving, Spanking, Role Playing, Kissing, Toys, Feet, Talents: Modeling, Go-Go Dancing, Stripping, Massage, Travel Companion, Tour Guide, Interpreter.

I like a list that starts with "vanilla", moves on to "anal, oral, shaving, spanking" and ends in "feet". Geo's a well-rounded guy. Whose talents include Go-Go dancing, stripping, and interpreting. I think I'm starting to understand the problem with the UN.


*They are not paying for college, and no, she's not into you. You are giving her money.
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