The Bill O'Reilly Squad

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Bill O'Reilly's method of silencing critics is unacceptable and (should be if it isn't already) illegal.

Here and here.

In case you're too lazy to click:

To summarize, if you follow Brad Pitt with a camera for two hours and shout obnoxious questions at him, Bill O'Reilly thinks you're the "scum of the earth." If you follow Amanda Terkel with a camera for two hours and shout obnoxious questions at her, Bill O'Reilly thinks you're a patriot on the Fox News payroll.

It's worth noting, of course, that O'Reilly has a goal here, and it's not limited to bullying and corporate-sponsored stalking. Ultimately, I suspect the goal is to create an atmosphere of fear and intimidation -- don't criticize O'Reilly, or he might send some people to your home.

Under no circumstances is this acceptable.

Finally, a War We Can Win!

Yeah, I know, the war in Afghanistan and the war in Iraq are such bummers. They drag on and on, we have no clear goals, and I can't imagine how to even define "win" in these situations. (Apparently, both McCain and Palin could, but combined they have the IQ of a rutabaga, so we'll ignore them.)

So, celebrate with me as I introduce to you a war we can win: the War on Christmas. Yeah!

Conservatives and fundamentalist whackjobs can't win a war with all the bombs in the Middle East, but atheists can win a war we aren't even waging. Go us! (It's the chainsaw gun, you just can't lose with a chainsaw gun.)

On November 21, 2005, Bill O'Reilly wrote an article about how the "War" on Christmas is part of "secular progressive agenda" that includes "legalization of narcotics, euthanasia, abortion at will, gay marriage." Free narcotics for everyone! Death for all! Teh Gay!

This article, from Nov 23 of this year, states that Bill O'Reilly has "surrendered to the War on Christmas"! See, the same guy who apparently thinks that using the word "holiday" rather than "Christmas" will cause the end of Christianity has a "Holiday reading list"! Bill O'Reilly made Jesus cry!

Really, why aren't these people happy? They want so desperately to win a war, no matter how many people die or how worthless winning is in the situation. We gave them a win. Huzzah for the secular humanist atheist Satan-worshippers! (We're a little confused.)