Here is RC Sproul, Jr., fundy extraordinaire, explaining why the wimminz must stay in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.
I can’t imagine ever speaking to a more likeminded crowd than those to whom I was speaking that hot August day. First, the audience was crowded with children. Every one of them was being home schooled. The girls not only looked both modest and feminine in their jumpers, but I’m confident that the girls had made them themselves. This was a crowd where the men were men and the women were women.
I don’t remember what point I was trying to make, but to illustrate the point I made a passing reference to the chain of command in my home. I mentioned that my second born child, my son Campbell, who at the time was five and is now seven, knows, as does his older sister, who was seven then and is nine now, that a day was coming when he would be in a position of authority over his sister.
As soon as the words were out of my mouth, all the older sisters in the crowd were both in combat mode and instantly united. Their enemies were proximately their little brothers, but ultimately, me. When I finished my address, I found myself surrounded by a mass of angry, feminine, pulchritude.
The younger brothers did not bother to back me up. They were too busy demonstrating their maturity by doing end zone dances in celebration over what I had said.
For all their obvious anger, the ladies did manage to remain ladies.
They were polite, and demure, as they graciously asked out of which specific pit in hell my fool idea had come from. Unable to spot a lawyer in the crowd, I chose to defend myself. “Suppose,” I asked the young ladies, “your mom and dad were away some afternoon. While they were gone your baby sister, in mid-diaper change, decided a nice brisk walk in the front yard, in the snow, would be invigorating. Before she can do too much damage, you rescue the child from the cold and complete the diaper change.
Two hours later you peak
out the window and see coming toward your front door a Hillary Clinton clone. This one isn’t the nanny from New York, but your friendly, neighborhood Lady from Child Protective Services.
Who,” I asked them, “should answer the door? Who is responsible to make sure that this woman doesn’t cart off all of you?”
They all agreed that in the face of this enemy, the oldest son should step in.
“Alright,” I continued, “now suppose he thinks it would be a grand idea for the Lady from Child Protective Services not to see the still-rosy cheeks of baby sister, nor the gaggle of middle children. He thinks this ‘intervention’ would go more smoothly if all of you were out of sight. Does he not have the authority to instruct his siblings, even his older sister, to head down to the basement until the danger has passed?”
The feminist movement, like every strategy of the devil, has failed on all fronts. When you make a deal with the devil, not only does he always get what you offer, but he never delivers on his side of the bargain. Feminism does not set women free from the tyranny of men. Rather, it imposes on women the tyranny of men. The truth is that “Boys protect girls” is not just a moral imperative. It is an ontological reality. That is, men will always lead women. The only question is whether that leadership will be servant leadership. The only question is whether men will lead by ordering women off to battle, or to serve men’s petty wants, whether we will send our sisters to face off with the Lady from Child Protective Services, or have them shine our shoes. Or, will we lead as Jesus led?
Basically, "because shut up, that's why!" Never trust an ontological argument.
I will leave you with this:
There is no denying the authority of Jesus. As C.S. Lewis rightly pointed out, compared to Jesus we are all feminine.
In a room full of girls, Mr. Sproul said that compared to Jesus, we are all feminine. You know, the worst thing you could be. Yeesh.
Well, to be fair, RC Sproul is simply invoking the sacred rite of mug. When one invokes mug it's important to calendar and also moat the taco stand. Having calendared and moated the taco stand one must then go on to freepop, gorble, narkush, and glargle. Freepop, gorble, narkush, and glargle frackalt yorba gund larf h hnitr ksjer osa nsaere ka; ereadsn [sare,ams kasj;rlkera.
ReplyDeleteSee? It's quite simple.
That was like watching HAL be disconnected.
ReplyDeleteThat was like watching HAL be disconnected.
ReplyDeleteYeah. My Fundie-English translation matrix is apparently on the fritz...
Or you've just activated Skynet and doomed us all.
ReplyDeleteYou need to read this:
ReplyDeletehttp://tolovehonorandvacuum.blogspot.com/2010/09/does-modesty-really-matter.html
...So I can read your evisceration of it later.
;D
Nah. Skynet speaks Rot13, which is at least translatable in to English...
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ReplyDeleteIf we're taking requests for things for PF to eviscerate, I want her to check out this blog:
ReplyDeletehttp://chesterstreet.blogspot.com/
I wonder if I can set up a donation button for links to eviscerate?
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ReplyDeleteOh, and if you're going to send me to the pinkest blog on the internet, you can warn me first, okay?
ReplyDeleteThat's cute, or it would be if he couldn't vote.
ReplyDelete..............
ReplyDeletefuck. that. just... NO ONE has "authority over" me. period. because i'm a smart, capable, talented, skilled, educated and most of all THINKING adult person.