Friday, May 7, 2010

How Effin' Cool Am I?

That's right, I'm a Jägersecretary!

I became a much happier person once I accepted my essential dorkdom. If you'd like to be a dork like me, you can have a pin, too.

many thanks to [redacted] for making it all possible!


  1. Woot! Jägersecretaries FTW!

    You realize you still owe us - um, I mean, the cause of Science - pictures, right? From back in the Boobquake thread? I'm thinking that pin offers artistic possibilities...

    (Not for me, mind you. It's for Science! Science!)

  2. good things come to those who wait . . .

  3. Giggity, Giggity, ALRIGHT!!!

  4. *************************************************************************
    how about I believe in WHATEVER I want - even in the FLYING SPAGHETTI
    MONSTER! - and you have nothing to say!

    let me show you the end results of this particular *ONE-DIMENSIONAL SCIENTIFIC MODE*
    of thinking that is called *CRITICAL THINKING*, which is completely divorced from
    any human objectives...

    this style has been perfected by dawkins, pz, randi and the other *NEW ATHEISTS*
    THE BOOBQUAKE - 911!
    hey, atheists don't even BELIEVE IN BOOBIES!!!
    they thought BOOBIES had no effect... WRONG!

    see, I just want to make it clear to the rest of you:
    jen is unable to see that there is a CONFLICT BETWEEN EROS & SCIENCE....

    see how we take a term and convert it into its AUTHENTIC POLITICAL DIMENSION - THAT
    OF LIBERATION - not just merely harmless expression...

    Visit for the BOOBQUAKE:





    FOR THE WIN...


  5. Repeating from last night's thread:


    If you told me that everything I know and believe is false...

    How would that be different from what you've been doing so far? (Also, would you mind telling me what you hope to accomplish by leaving your responses all over the place? I really am puzzled by this.)

    Just to give you a real answer, though: if you told me that everything I know and believe is false, I'd probably be curious: How so? What, precisely, do you think is mistaken about my worldview? How well do you understand what my worldview actually is?

    To put that another way, I probably wouldn't like or dislike it especially. I'd be curious, but not especially concerned.

    ...Look, I don't know you from Adam. I have no particular reason, aside from basic humanity, to care about your physical or mental well-being. I don't have any idea what you're like in person. I know your name and the city where you live, but only because other people have looked them up (and just to keep things even, I'm in Dallas, TX, in the U.S.).

    So anything I say about you is pure speculation, based on one of two things: the content of your posts, and the fact that you paste them, over and over, all over the place. And frankly, the only reason I comment on you at all is because I'm intensely curious about why you do that. Seriously. I'm not even trying to hurt your feelings in the hopes that you'll go away - even if I were so inclined, it wouldn't work.

    Whatever you're like in person, your online behavior is extremely unusual, perhaps unique. It's also intrusive and obnoxious. I don't know whether you're aware of this. I don't know if you're trying to make some sort of point - but if you are, I don't understand what it is. All I can do is guess.

  6. DM: atheists don't believe in boobies, eh? Well, I'm an atheist and I tell you true:
    I do believe in boobies; I do I do I do.


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