Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Pardon Me While I Spew Coffee on My Keyboard

This is simply too hilarious. Apparently, some people banned from Rapture Ready for breaking on of their arcane rules (Ron Paul is bad, Rand Paul is good.) have been having a little fun at their expense (this is the intertubez, after all), and this is the Real True Christian(tm) response:

Pray Praying for those who hate Rapture Ready

It has come to my attention that a few former members have set up websites on the Internet for the sole purpose of bashing RR. This is simply self destructive behavior of a few former members who could not follow the rules, who were warned time and time again to change their posting behaviors, yet refused. Their actions show they are not of Christ. This is satanic behavior. It is unholy and it shows they are living under strong delusion.

Nevertheless, we need to pray that these people repent of their behavior, recognize the errors of their ways, and get on their hands and knees to beg the Lord for forgiveness. They should turn from backbiting, pornography, slanderous, gossiping, and other ungodly behavior before it is too late.

Please join with me in praying for these people. Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.

We need to also pray for those unbelievers that also hate RR. Praying that they come to faith in Jesus Christ before it is too late.

If you make fun of Rapture Ready, you're Satanic? BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I had no idea what the real definition of "unholy" was.

And just so you don't think the above is in some way rude or unjustified:

Please, if you feel anyone has been banned or treated unjustly, just think..... it's the ones who have left us (for whatever reason) that now slander and threaten RR publicly, and destroy the Gospel in doing so. RR Mods remain silent... they do not retaliate nor slander in return. We aren't even allowed to criticize another forum on here, if that's ever done the thread is shut down in a hurry. We don't slander others here. And for this reason you might be frustrated by a lack of true knowledge of what is really going on behind the scenes... but you can always pm a MOD and see if they can help you get some proper perspective on things, without revealing an individual's sin or gossiping behind anyone's backs.

That's right, there's no slander, just the assertion that these people are going to hell . . . and enjoy pornography and other ungodly behavior. But that's not slander. Not at all.

Allow me to repeat myself: BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!


  1. Not too mention they said they were of Satan and not of Christ, which is about the worst insult they can come up with.

  2. Well it's not slander if it's true, right? Their actions show that it is. Namely, they did something the writer didn't like, which is satanic. Q.E.D.

  3. Well, maybe the loophole is that it's not slander because it's written, not spoken. (These folks DO know how to use loopholes.)That would make it just libel, not slander, right? Totally different animal!

  4. Hah! Now I want to see this RR hate-forum just to see how much their objections are justified.

  5. Yeah, I gave up commenting at RR when a woman told me gleefully that she now had no problem with pouring old weed killer down the drain, because Jesus was coming soon anyway.

  6. Zilch - REALLY?!?! what happened to "Stewardship of the Earth"???!


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