Saturday, November 27, 2010

Policies of the Empire

When I become Empress of the Entire Freakin' World, all prescriptions for antidepressants will come with a sloth. We will be the happiest Empire in all of ever.

pic link (and h/t to Cynical Nymph)


  1. I want to tickle his belly. Slooooowwwwlllyyyyy.

  2. I don't want to be a downer, but I think there are more depressed people than sloths... and this might not be a coincidence.

  3. what if i don't want a sloth? i'm afraid of pets. or rather, i'm afraid of HAVING pets. i don't remember to feed MYSELF! i don't want to hurt a poor animal that's dependent upon me for survival...

    can i recommend TOY sloths? like... teddy bears, only teddy sloths? VERY cuddly!

  4. here ya go, denelian:

  5. awww - SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! that's the most adorable things i've ever seen!!!!!

    :D thank you!


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