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Meet Swingcat.

How to attract women in a few short wordsby Swingcat. Yeah, you just know that's going to be good advice from a man who respects women as people. A man named Swingcat. Swing cat.

One of the most effective ways I've found for generating massive amounts of attraction in women, emotionally compelling them to want and reach and chase for more of you, is what I call "Tension Loops."

"Tension Loops" sounds like something you might see for sale at a kink convention. Unfortunately, it is not.

A Tension Loop is when you do something to create unresolved emotional tension inside a woman, increase it, release it by bringing closure to it, and then spark it all over again.

Soap opera writers use Tension Loops to keep women enraptured in their fictitious dramas for months - sometimes years!

Oh, my.

Mastering the Tension Loop gives you the kind of power over women that, at first, might scare you. But if you're thinking that this is what I wanted to share with you, you're wrong.

Wait, what?

What I'm about to reveal is Jedi mind shit. We're talking Yoda power! And you don't have to become Darth Vader to reap the benefits of Push-Pull.

Yoda power? Great, now I'm picturing Yoda roofieing women at bars and dragging them back to his . . . whatever he lived in.

Push-Pull is whenever you emotionally push a woman away from you and, then, emotionally pull her back in. Each Push creates an emotional space for each Pull.

Oh, see, I call that jerking someone around. I also call it something I won't put up with for 10 seconds because I don't play games with assholes.

Here's an example of this I've used probably over a thousand times. At some point while interacting with a woman I might take her hand and praise, "You have the most amazing smile I've seen tonight... It makes me feel so happy inside!"

She'll usually respond with, "Thank you!"

Then I'll count the fingers on my other hand and say, "You know what: actually there were four other girls with really amazing smiles tonight as well. Out of them, you have the
fourth best smile. I'm going to call you number four." And then I'll push away her hand.

More often than not, women demand, "Nooo! I want to be number one!"

I'll usually retort with, "Alright, I'll promote you to number three for being feisty."

Okay, is there anyone who reads this blog who would respond with Pleasepleaseplease make me number one instead of fuck you, you fucking jerk along with a drink to the face for using the word feisty? Anyone who raised your hand, please make an appointment with a therapist right now. This instant. We will wait. You have serious self esteem issues and should not proceed further in anything before you clear that up. Seriously, you are an active danger to yourself. Please do something about that.

You're done? All right then.

Do women find this derisive and mean? Not at all (Note: once in while you'll encounter a psychologically damaged woman who doesn't think this is cute. She is the exception and not the rule. My advice: run Forrest run).

Oh, I see. I only find that not cute because I'm psychologically damaged. Only if you define psychologically damaged as possessing the self esteem at least equal to that of a garden slug. Although the advice to run is sound, because if you've said that to me, you'll want to get out of the way before I return with a heavy object.

Most women find this funny, charming, andplayful. More importantly, it generates attraction: the emotion of wanting and reaching and chasing for more of you.

Funny? No. Although your reaction to what I do to you might be funny, I suppose. Charming? Not by any known definition of that word, although the author does seem to have a rather loose grasp of the English language. Playful? Only in the same way that you might find my foot meeting your groin at a high rate of speed playful.

Push-Pull is the crème de la crème of attraction tools.

Master Push-Pull and you'll leave women no choice but to feel attraction toward you... even if they're repulsed by your physical appearance.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ahem. No, not done yet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. If that is the pinnacle of attraction tools, we have nothing to worry about.

However, my friend, you're in luck because… I've put together acourse where you'll receive a college education on Push-Pull (Heck, even the information page about this course teaches useful skills for triggering attraction in women).

My course is the only place on the planet where you can learn Push-Pull, giving you the power with women only a tiny elite group of men posess..

You know, without the necessary commas, I think the elite group of men are tiny, as well. Actually, that probably goes without saying. Maybe he didn't misplace a comma.

This is one of those situations where my ethics get in the way of my not being poor. I could totally spew shit at least this stupid and make tons of money from desperate and very disturbing men, but I don't want to unleash more of that upon the world.

Damn ethics.