a needle's sympathy / the kindness of a gun / the monster in your head / the truth from which you run
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
Early short stories by Stephen King are similar in style to Lovecraft's work.
I tried that site and kept getting different results, so I looked for some of my longest posts. I had it analyze three of them and each time got David Foster Wallace. So I guess that must be the closest to my writing style.
Is America burning yet?Maybe we need some more...we use the DIVINE against the ESTABLISHMENT... you?we do better DEMOLITIONS than you, savage...RENOUNCE YOUR ATHEISM AND JOIN THE SOCIALIST FAITH!let them know if the MDC continues more people will die...the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY - THE DANCE OF DEATHWORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECYFLUSH ATHEISM!Actually it is a ROYAL FLUSH!!!Let me show you how ATHEISTS were partially responsible for 911These ATHEISTS NEED TO BE ON THE TERRORIST WATCH LIST!You don’t even have SCIENCE on your side…You’re a perfect example of when PHILOSOPHY becomes an ENEMY OF LIFE...http://stephenlaw.blogspot.com/2010/06/playing-mystery-card.htmlnot quite samantha with her *supernatural spit*, eh?this isn't one of your little WORD GAMES...blasphemy is a DEATH SENTENCEyou people actually BELIEVE the BS you preach!GOD 1 - atheists 0http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQcNiD0Z3MUAtheists,you are ENEMIES OF GOD AND ARE GOING TO BE ANNIHILATED...Repent and turn to God or be destroyed...YOU HAVE NO CHOICE...my interpretation of the STATUE FIRE... it symbolizes the SPIRITUAL DEATH of atheism...http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/topofthetimes/national/la-naw-0616-jesus-statue-lightning-20100616,0,4295974.storyhttp://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/6/16/1276680110544/The-King-of-Kings-statue--005.jpghttp://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-06/54332292.jpghttp://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/butterjesus-1.jpgPRINCESS DI IS WEARING A NEW DRESS!http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/speechesandarticles/a_speech_by_hrh_the_prince_of_wales_titled_islam_and_the_env_252516346.html______________________________http://skepticblog.org/2010/04/06/would-i-ever-pray-for-a-miracle/Shermer, I WANT TO SEE YOU BEG FOR A MIRACLE...___________________we do like your music Lady Gaga, but...The B**BQUAKE - 911Let me show you the FATE OF TRAITORS...http://www.loiterink.com/photos/products/182_3424_500x500.jpgthey are incapable of telling the difference between SCIENTIFIC *FACT* ANDRELIGIOUS AND PHILOSOPHICAL *TRUTH*... FATAL ERROR!they also preach a *VALUE FREE SCIENCE* called *POSITIVISM* that ignores theinequalities of wealth and power in capitalist civilization...for a sample taste of PZ Myers' GARBAGE...http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/sunday_sacrilege_imagine_no_he.phpHIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!http://hawaiiwebgroup.com/maui-design/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/website-hijacking.jpgHIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!how can these HEADLESS IDIOTS BET AGAINST GOD!!!________________________________________what happens when you LOSE Pascal's Wager...http://www.peterkreeft.com/topics/pascals-wager.htm____________you FIGHT PAPER MONSTERS...the blood and bodies of the atheist movement...you mofos killed MICKEY MOUSE!!!!this has more TRUTH then what Dawkins, Randi, Harris, Myers, and Shermercombined have said in their entire lives...http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=5R2wE8Sduhs&playnext_from=TL&videos=hht1U_19anc&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_fresh%2Bdiv-1r-3-HMthey tried to BULLDOZE the entire METAPHYSICAL DIMENSION...they LOST THE WAR......you have FORFEIT YOUR SOUL, shermer... you have become an object in the material world, as you WISHED...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUB4j0n2UDUhttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/11792994_ffaaee87fa.jpgwe're gonna smash that TV...They had become ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE AND OF GOD...you pushed too much and *CROSSED THE LINE*degenerates (PZ) or children (HEMANT) - ATHEISTS!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRRg2tWGDSYTHE BOOBQUAKE - 911!****************************************************http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htm
DM writes like Dan Brown
I write like Lovecraft! Awesome.Phnglui!
I got three repeat analyses: Margaret Atwood (yay!), Dan Brown (ugh!) and Cory Doctorow (... I've never actually read anything by him and hadn't heard of him until I started reading xkcd.)
@Uzza:Heeey. At least Dan Brown is interesting and coherent, if not the best at prose or factual accuracy.
but dan brown writes FICTION...
Which is better than DELUSION, dear.
joe mcken - i am going to KICK you in the head, you little idiot...
Oh, please do! I’ve been having this itch and –Waaiiit, you’re trying to me intimidating? Oh, shucks. Here I thought you were merely being silly. *sighs*
Hey, PF, you write like Stephen Hawking? Coolies – so do I!Only, I also write like Kurt Vonnegut!… And Harry Harrison!… And Arthur C. Clarke, too!…Maybe I Write Like isn’t the most reliable service there is, m’kay?
Yeah, it's fun, but it obviously doesn't do anything very sophisticated, so you can take its results about as seriously as your horoscope. There's a good article on it by Teresa of Making Light. Hats off to Baldy Slaphead of the Smrtie Clan.
Copying Life Choises into it,:Ch5: Vladimir NabokovCh6: Cory Doctorow My version of the same Chapters:Ch5: James JoyceCh6: Cory Doctorow And for the final damning proof it doesn't work: the top half of DM's post above is written like Dan Brown, the bottom half like Cory Doctorow. Both should sue.
I got Lovecraft aswell.
Every writing of my own that I put in comes out as someone different. So I write all over the place.
i got margaret mitchell, chuck palahniuk, and jack london lol.
my non-fiction comes out, every single thing, as David Foster Wallace. who i've heard of, ONCE, and never read.my Urban fantasy apparantly reads as Cory Doctorowmy Sci-fi breaks into segments - computer stuff is Asimov, space stuff is Clark - where they overlap, it breaks evenly between them... and the "action" is apparantly Dan Brown. sigh*I* want Margret Atwood!!! *sob*
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