Sunday, July 18, 2010

Great News, Though You're Probably Already Terrified

I write like Stephen King! I happen to like Stephen King, so I'm taking this as a compliment. (Plus, he makes wads of money and everybody knows who he is. Beat that!)



I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


18 comments:

  1. Early short stories by Stephen King are similar in style to Lovecraft's work.

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  2. I tried that site and kept getting different results, so I looked for some of my longest posts. I had it analyze three of them and each time got David Foster Wallace. So I guess that must be the closest to my writing style.

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  3. Is America burning yet?

    Maybe we need some more...


    we use the DIVINE against the ESTABLISHMENT... you?


    we do better DEMOLITIONS than you, savage...


    RENOUNCE YOUR ATHEISM AND JOIN THE SOCIALIST FAITH!


    let them know if the MDC continues more people will die...

    the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY - THE DANCE OF DEATH

    WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY


    FLUSH ATHEISM!

    Actually it is a ROYAL FLUSH!!!

    Let me show you how ATHEISTS were partially responsible for 911

    These ATHEISTS NEED TO BE ON THE TERRORIST WATCH LIST!

    You don’t even have SCIENCE on your side…

    You’re a perfect example of when PHILOSOPHY becomes an ENEMY OF LIFE...

    http://stephenlaw.blogspot.com/2010/06/playing-mystery-card.html

    not quite samantha with her *supernatural spit*, eh?

    this isn't one of your little WORD GAMES...

    blasphemy is a DEATH SENTENCE

    you people actually BELIEVE the BS you preach!

    GOD 1 - atheists 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQcNiD0Z3MU


    Atheists,

    you are ENEMIES OF GOD AND ARE GOING TO BE ANNIHILATED...

    Repent and turn to God or be destroyed...

    YOU HAVE NO CHOICE...

    my interpretation of the STATUE FIRE... it symbolizes the SPIRITUAL DEATH of atheism...

    http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/topofthetimes/national/la-naw-0616-jesus-statue-lightning-20100616,0,4295974.story

    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/6/16/1276680110544/The-King-of-Kings-statue--005.jpg

    http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-06/54332292.jpg


    http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/butterjesus-1.jpg

    PRINCESS DI IS WEARING A NEW DRESS!

    http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/speechesandarticles/a_speech_by_hrh_the_prince_of_wales_titled_islam_and_the_env_252516346.html
    ______________________________
    http://skepticblog.org/2010/04/06/would-i-ever-pray-for-a-miracle/

    Shermer, I WANT TO SEE YOU BEG FOR A MIRACLE...
    ___________________
    we do like your music Lady Gaga, but...

    The B**BQUAKE - 911

    Let me show you the FATE OF TRAITORS...

    http://www.loiterink.com/photos/products/182_3424_500x500.jpg

    they are incapable of telling the difference between SCIENTIFIC *FACT* AND
    RELIGIOUS AND PHILOSOPHICAL *TRUTH*... FATAL ERROR!

    they also preach a *VALUE FREE SCIENCE* called *POSITIVISM* that ignores the
    inequalities of wealth and power in capitalist civilization...

    for a sample taste of PZ Myers' GARBAGE...

    http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/sunday_sacrilege_imagine_no_he.php

    HIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!

    http://hawaiiwebgroup.com/maui-design/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/website-hijacking.jpg

    HIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!

    how can these HEADLESS IDIOTS BET AGAINST GOD!!!
    ________________________________________
    what happens when you LOSE Pascal's Wager...

    http://www.peterkreeft.com/topics/pascals-wager.htm
    ____________
    you FIGHT PAPER MONSTERS...

    the blood and bodies of the atheist movement...

    you mofos killed MICKEY MOUSE!!!!

    this has more TRUTH then what Dawkins, Randi, Harris, Myers, and Shermer
    combined have said in their entire lives...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=5R2wE8Sduhs&playnext_from=TL&videos=hht1U_19anc&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_fresh%2Bdiv-1r-3-HM

    they tried to BULLDOZE the entire METAPHYSICAL DIMENSION...
    they LOST THE WAR......

    you have FORFEIT YOUR SOUL, shermer... you have become an object in the material world, as you WISHED...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUB4j0n2UDU

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/11792994_ffaaee87fa.jpg

    we're gonna smash that TV...

    They had become ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE AND OF GOD...

    you pushed too much and *CROSSED THE LINE*

    degenerates (PZ) or children (HEMANT) - ATHEISTS!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRRg2tWGDSY



    THE BOOBQUAKE - 911!
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    http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htm

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  4. I write like Lovecraft! Awesome.

    Phnglui!

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  5. I got three repeat analyses: Margaret Atwood (yay!), Dan Brown (ugh!) and Cory Doctorow (... I've never actually read anything by him and hadn't heard of him until I started reading xkcd.)

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  6. @Uzza:
    Heeey. At least Dan Brown is interesting and coherent, if not the best at prose or factual accuracy.

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  7. but dan brown writes FICTION...

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  8. Which is better than DELUSION, dear.

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  9. joe mcken - i am going to KICK you in the head, you little idiot...

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  10. Oh, please do! I’ve been having this itch and –

    Waaiiit, you’re trying to me intimidating? Oh, shucks. Here I thought you were merely being silly. *sighs*

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  11. Hey, PF, you write like Stephen Hawking? Coolies – so do I!

    Only, I also write like Kurt Vonnegut!

    … And Harry Harrison!

    … And Arthur C. Clarke, too!



    Maybe I Write Like isn’t the most reliable service there is, m’kay?

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  12. Yeah, it's fun, but it obviously doesn't do anything very sophisticated, so you can take its results about as seriously as your horoscope. There's a good article on it by Teresa of Making Light. Hats off to Baldy Slaphead of the Smrtie Clan.

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  13. Copying Life Choises into it,:

    Ch5: Vladimir Nabokov
    Ch6: Cory Doctorow

    My version of the same Chapters:

    Ch5: James Joyce
    Ch6: Cory Doctorow

    And for the final damning proof it doesn't work: the top half of DM's post above is written like Dan Brown, the bottom half like Cory Doctorow. Both should sue.

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  14. Every writing of my own that I put in comes out as someone different. So I write all over the place.

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  15. i got margaret mitchell, chuck palahniuk, and jack london lol.

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  16. my non-fiction comes out, every single thing, as David Foster Wallace. who i've heard of, ONCE, and never read.

    my Urban fantasy apparantly reads as Cory Doctorow

    my Sci-fi breaks into segments - computer stuff is Asimov, space stuff is Clark - where they overlap, it breaks evenly between them... and the "action" is apparantly Dan Brown. sigh


    *I* want Margret Atwood!!! *sob*

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