Thursday, May 19, 2011

Kirk Cameron: You Only Love Hawking Because You Have To

(I really just need to pay for the full apple blogger app, but for right now, I'm unable to link or format.)

You may have heard that Stephen Hawking has come right out and said that heaven is a fairy tale for people afraid of death. I, for one, wasn't surprised.

Kirk Cameron, of course, was and this is his response, the relevant portion, anyway:

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To say anything negative about Stephen Hawking is like bullying a blind man. He has an unfair disadvantage, and that gives him a free pass on some of his absurd ideas.

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Isn't it fun being disabled? all the barriers and frustrations and even if you are the smartest man alive- possibly ever- people will reduce you to your disability and dismiss you as such.

Hey, Kirk! FUCK YOU. Stephen Hawking isn't a world reknowned physicist because we all chose to give the poor guy something to make up for being all weird and weak, but because he is smart and hard working. Unlike a certain failed sitcom actor whose big talent is having pretty blue eyes.

You asshole.

8 comments:

  1. Pretty blue eyes and a cognitive impairment. Being an asshole comes naturally to him.

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  2. Yup. Kirk Cameron is obviously smarter than Hawking.

    Obviously.

    Scoff.

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  3. Wow, it seems like Kirk has been taking his Beck University studies in logic seriously.

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  4. Kirk Cameron is being a jackass*? Shocker!

    Here's my thing: I believe it's possible to disagree with Stephen Hawking's statement. In fact, I happen to disagree with it myself. It's possible to give examples of other reasons people do or might believe in heaven.

    But that would be the mature thing to do. And no one who's ever seen Kirk Cameron in action would ever expect him to do the mature thing. Instead, he resorts to name-calling, mockery, and otherwise othering those he disagrees with. Because that's what Kirk Cameron does.

    Personally, I find it pathetic.

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    * My apologies to all jackasses I have horribly offended by comparing them to Kirk Cameron.

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  5. * My apologies to all jackasses I have horribly offended by comparing them to Kirk Cameron.

    This is the life we choose. We're used to it...

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  6. I've read that Candace Cameron is also an obnoxious fundamentalist. I'm wondering why you don't see her saying stupid crap all the time like her brother does. Is it because she's a woman? I'm just guessing given how the fundies few those uppity wimmens.

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  7. Some jackhole who was a kid on a show I'd never heard of before I started teasing fundies said:

    "To say anything negative about Stephen Hawking is like bullying a blind man. He has an unfair disadvantage, and that gives him a free pass on some of his absurd ideas."

    You... you say... what? WHAT?! *blinks slowly and carefully to prevent head from exploding*

    This is Stephen Hawking you're talking about. Stephen Mother-Fucking Hawking! This guy is so smart that, given an hour and a piece of graph paper, he could work out how to beat the ever-loving shit out of Chuck Norris from a wheelchair! Whilst simultaniously solving the dark-matter problem and coming up with a Theory of Everything! And Kirk Cameron, who couldn't think his way out of a prison made entirely out of air, thinks he's smart enough to rag on this guy for his "absurd ideas"?

    Go back to being Ray Comforts boy-toy, Kirky. You're better at it.

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  8. Slightly off-topic, but has anyone seen this rap battle between Hawking and Einstein? It's so good. SO. GOOD.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k

    ...Actually, this is on-topic because it shows that cool people aren't afraid to satirize Hawking even though he's one of those wheelchair guys.

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