This. This is what I know will happen if I get anywhere near a spider. You may think this is funny, but this is a predictable event in my world.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
1 comment:
Comments are for you guys, not for me. Say what you will. Don't feel compelled to stay on topic, I enjoy it when comments enter Tangentville or veer off into Non Sequitur Town. Just keep it polite, okay?
I am attempting to use blogger's new comment spam feature. If you don't immediately see your comment, it is being held in spam, I will get it out next time I check the filter. Unless you are Dennis Markuze, in which case you're never seeing your comment.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
this is me, if it's bugs [spiders only bother me if they're someplace i'll be - like the bathtub. on a wall in a room that's big? i keep an eye out, but don't worry unless it comes VERY near me. or is on the ceiling - ceiling spiders get NO lee-way]
ReplyDeletewe have these... things, that i've been told are "silverfish" AND told are not "silverfish" but some sort of huge centipede.
several months go, i was lying on my bed, reading.
and...
it crawled up the head of my bed, ONTO MY MATTRESS, then crawled towards the foot - as i sat there screaming like a horror movie victim.
i called pete [only time EVER that he's left a bar or party and come home when i asked]
fucker was a foot fucking long. a FOOT
spiders may bite me [and have - i have a huge scar from a brown recluse; black widows and tarantulas HURT, but i appear to be on of those not allergic to either. i guess to make up for the bees] but they aren't...THAT. i just KNOW if something like that touch me i'll be infectedly gross for forever........