a needle's sympathy / the kindness of a gun / the monster in your head / the truth from which you run
Seriously? I flashed Brad Pitt in the drive-thru at Taco Bell?What the hell was I doing there? What the hell was he doing there?
I molested Woody from Toy Story while I was drunk.
I once dry-humped Matt Groening's leg at a sci-fi convention.Wait, this is some sort of game? I thought we were just sharing...
I molested Russell Brand because he paid me too.Why is mine plausible?
I had unprotected sex with Harry Potter in the batmobile.I think I just won. There could not be more awesome in that sentence
Comments are for you guys, not for me. Say what you will. Don't feel compelled to stay on topic, I enjoy it when comments enter Tangentville or veer off into Non Sequitur Town. Just keep it polite, okay?I am attempting to use blogger's new comment spam feature. If you don't immediately see your comment, it is being held in spam, I will get it out next time I check the filter. Unless you are Dennis Markuze, in which case you're never seeing your comment.
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