Sunday, February 27, 2011

I Gave Eminem a Lap Dance While Riding Space Mountain


  1. Seriously? I flashed Brad Pitt in the drive-thru at Taco Bell?

    What the hell was I doing there? What the hell was he doing there?

  2. I molested Woody from Toy Story while I was drunk.

  3. I once dry-humped Matt Groening's leg at a sci-fi convention.

    Wait, this is some sort of game? I thought we were just sharing...

  4. I molested Russell Brand because he paid me too.

    Why is mine plausible?

  5. I had unprotected sex with Harry Potter in the batmobile.

    I think I just won. There could not be more awesome in that sentence


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