Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Do You Know What Day It Is?


It's Girl Genius Day! If you aren't reading it already, you ought to be!


Why are you still here? I don't have Adventure! Romance! and Mad Science! I don't have a newly released book to enjoy. I don't have Jägermonsters*. But this finely crafted and elegant link here, just like the link above, does and it's awesome!



Really? You're still here? Look, just do me a favor and go over there and click on an ad or something, because I need to find out how this all ends. Do you hear me? NEED TO KNOW! If I don't find out how it ends, I will hunt you down and force you to draw me an ending, and neither one of us wants that, now do we?



*You know I don't, because if I did, the next time you heard from me, I'd be on the news demanding your surrender. Your unconditional surrender.

8 comments:

  1. Dun be insultink! Forget my hat, az if!

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  2. Actually, Hy vos talkink about hyu readers. They had better bring a hat as ein offerink to de Jaegers, don't hyu think?

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  3. Goot vun! Und sammiches! No soup, t'ough. Ve dun do soup.

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  4. Am not offerink hat to de Jaegers. Dey want hat, dey come und try to take eet. Hats only goot if taken in battle!

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  5. 20 minutes later at Michael's house:

    "Yes, yes, I swear I will never challenge Jägers online ever again? Can I please stop eating my hat now?"

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  6. Actually, I think the conversation would go like this:
    Me: "Nice hat."
    Jaeger: "Dat vus a challenge? Hyu need new het?"
    Me: "Actually... yes, yes I do."
    Jaeger: "Hokay. Hyu ready?"
    Whack! Thump!
    Me: "Unnnngh..."
    Jaeger: "Hyumans. Dey's weak, but dey's funny."
    Me: "What happened to the Movit #11...?" {Looks at bottle. Reads warning on back.} "Oh. Shouldn't... have mixed it... with rum..."

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