Actual Things Said In Court

This explains so much about my job. These are from actual court transcripts.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke.
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?


Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

So, does this attorney go down to his basement and then tunnel out to go back upstairs?