Chip Womack is a lifelong Republican and businessman. Chip founded a thriving fiber optic cable business dedicated to unlocking the potential in neglected forestland, and he is a consultant to municipalities on issues of strategic recreation and/or the reuse of reclaimed mines. In his spare time, Chip applies commonsense business solutions and golf principles to couples in distress and in doing so has developed a reputation as a community leader.
What the hell is wrong with Republicans? Why do they believe that business experience qualifies you for absolutely everything? "Hi, I founded ebay, I'd make a great President!" "I ran a fiber optic cable business, therefore I am automatically qualified to give psychological counseling." "Sure, you could go to a neurosurgeon, but I worked at Lehman Brothers, I got this." Honestly.
So, let's see what sort of "distress" experience in fiber optics qualifies you to handle.
The 3rd kind of sex. I'm not entirely certain what the first two kinds of sex are, but the "3rd kind" is anal. And it's wrong.
My wife wants my son to learn science. It's not the Republican way.
I have pain during sex. Because when one is experiencing a medical issue, one should ask a businessman, not a doctor!
and, while it isn't the answer to a question, watch Chip encounter hip hop decades after the rest of the world.
Seriously, Republicans, if you're going to mock yourselves, what will I have left to do?