Wednesday, September 30, 2009

The Obama Problem

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What do citizens of a democracy do when they don't like their elected officials?

a) vote
b) vote
c) vote
d) all of the above

Seems obvious, right? Not over at Newsmax, where John L. Perry, who's apparently never heard of voting, wrote this (it was subsequently taken down):



There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the “Obama problem.” Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic. [...]

Military intervention is what Obama’s exponentially accelerating agenda for “fundamental change” toward a Marxist state is inviting upon America. A coup is not an ideal option, but Obama’s radical ideal is not acceptable or reversible.

Unthinkable? Then think up an alternative, non-violent solution to the Obama problem. Just don’t shrug and say, “We can always worry about that later.”



That's right, Mr. Perry went with e) military coup, the hallmark of every democracy.

Mr. Perry, you seditious spleenweasel, I don't have to think up an alternative, nonviolent solution to your nonexistent problem. We already have one: voting. Why couldn't you think of it?


This, combined with the uptick in death threats against our President, combined with disturbing polls to determine under which circumstance we should assassinate our President, makes me a little . . . concerned.




How is Canada this time of year?

8 comments:

  1. I was happy to see various right-wing sites other than mine condemning his insanity. Newsmax also pulled the artilce after apparently receiving a ton of complaints. I know Newsmax likes to put out red meat for conservatives, but it was pretty irresponsible to publish something so obviously crazy. That's the kind of article I expect from World Net[nut]Daily not Newsmax.

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  2. Canada is chilly. We're just hitting Autumn and the leaves are starting to change in Toronto.

    Oh, you mean politically?

    No idea, I'm stockpiling canned goods for after the coup....

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  3. I hear Thailand is rather popular with fans of military coups. Perhaps a trip to Bangkok is in the cards for Mr. Perry?

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  4. // How is Canada this time of year? \\

    Not too bad. Getting chillier every day, though. Unless you meant socio-politically, in which case, as bland and boring as one would expect Canada to be. (Politics here are just so … uninteresting, frankly. Always the same silliness over and over again. At least American politics have outrage and idiots and Republicans to deal with.)

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  5. So, basically Canadians view the US the way I view my white trash neighbors down the street- oh, look, the cops are at the Johnson's again, I wonder what it is this time!

    Fantastic.

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  6. Lets try a word substitution...

    There is a remote, although gaining, possibility Australia's military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the “Kevin Rudd problem.” Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic. [...]

    Military intervention is what Kevin’s exponentially accelerating agenda for “fundamental change” toward a Marxist state is inviting upon America. A coup is not an ideal option, but Kevins’s radical ideal is not acceptable or reversible.

    Unthinkable? Then think up an alternative, non-violent solution to the Kevin problem. Just don’t shrug and say, “We can always worry about that later.”


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! The very concept of somebody actually writing that is so freaking insane here in Australia, it crosses the line twice and becomes absolutely hilarious.

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  7. Then think up an alternative, non-violent solution to the Obama problem.

    Skin bleaching?

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