I'm not on Facebook, mostly because of the status updates. This latest Christian/Conservative misunderstanding of the definition of humor is even less amusing than most status updates:
DEAR LORD, THIS YEAR YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK SWAYZIE. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARAH FAWCETT. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE SINGER, MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA. AMEN.
Yes, it's just hilarious to publicly wish the President of the United States dead. And so very Christian to pray for it. Hahaha.
Asshats.
Yeah I saw that status on a friend's profile and had a hard time not punching something. I also hate the anti gay propaganda videos that "Christians" put up. The latest was about how gay people took the symbol of the rainbow and ruined it. It gets me really close to closing my account. But I am a sucker for keeping up with family and non Christian friends
ReplyDeleteNow I want you to listen to this little f*cker...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ted.com/talks/james_randi.html
Randi:
When I see your UGLY FACE I understand why you are an atheist
the really SHARP END OF OCCAM’S RAZOR…
they mix SKEPTICISM with ATHEISM…
KABOOM…
______________________
with the atheists:
they start begging when they start dying...
they PAY THE PRICE FOR ATTACKING THE SUPERNATURAL -
with their LIVES...
CRYSTAL NIGHT TONIGHT!
Atheists,
but you have NO ANSWER TO DEATH... therefore you FAIL...
THE DEATH TRAP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8-Yxdphsg
********
THE REAL QUESTION:
DOES ATHEISM HAVE A FUTURE?
AND THE ANSWER - NO!
visit:
http://www.clubconspiracy.com/forum/f30/does-ath-ism-have-future-no-11202.html#post66570
Shermer - Harris - Myers - Dawkins - Randi VS. NOSTRADAMUS - EINSTEIN - MARKUZE
you're ANNIHILATED!
Atheists,
Repent and turn to God.
I like that all those people died last year, and that they misspell the last name of their "favorite actor."
ReplyDeleteHuh. I actually got forwarded that as a joke email a while back. Didn’t give it much thought then, either.
ReplyDeleteI see DM is back, and making even less sense than usual - which is a good trick, all things considered.
ReplyDeleteI saw a bumper sticker that said: "Pray for our President" and had a chapter and verse (in Proverbs, I think). Suspicious, I looked it up, and sure enough: "Let him die, and let another take his office."
Who the Hell thinks that sort of thing is acceptable? (Answer: apparently a lot more people than I'm really comfortable with contemplating.)
the really SHARP END OF OCCAM’S RAZOR…
ReplyDeletethey mix SKEPTICISM with ATHEISM…
KABOOM…
___________________
Now I want you to listen to this little f*cker...
http://www.ted.com/talks/james_randi.html
Randi:
When I see your UGLY FACE I understand why you are an atheist
___________________________
now I want you to watch this video of DELUSION...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW2zsobxJDU
with the atheists:
they start begging when they start dying...
_____________________
they PAY THE PRICE FOR ATTACKING THE SUPERNATURAL -
with their LIVES...
CRYSTAL NIGHT TONIGHT!
Atheists,
but you have NO ANSWER TO DEATH... therefore you FAIL...
THE DEATH TRAP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8-Yxdphsg
********
THE REAL QUESTION:
DOES ATHEISM HAVE A FUTURE?
AND THE ANSWER - NO!
visit:
http://www.clubconspiracy.com/forum/f30/does-ath-ism-have-future-no-11202.html#post66570
_____________________
FINAL WARNINGS THIS WEEKEND
Repent and turn to God or be destroyed...
Ooooh... final warnings this weekend, how ominous.
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean after this weekend this dipshit will stop annoying us and we can return to our regularly scheduled discussion of things that actually have some rational bearing?
actually it means your lives are at stake....
ReplyDeleterepent and turn to God or you will destroyed WITHOUT MERCY
the really SHARP END OF OCCAM’S RAZOR…
they mix SKEPTICISM with ATHEISM…
KABOOM…
___________________
Now I want you to listen to this little f*cker...
http://www.ted.com/talks/james_randi.html
Randi:
When I see your UGLY FACE I understand why you are an atheist
___________________________
now I want you to watch this video of DELUSION...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW2zsobxJDU
with the atheists:
they start begging when they start dying...
_____________________
they PAY THE PRICE FOR ATTACKING THE SUPERNATURAL -
with their LIVES...
CRYSTAL NIGHT TONIGHT!
Atheists,
but you have NO ANSWER TO DEATH... therefore you FAIL...
THE DEATH TRAP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8-Yxdphsg
********
THE REAL QUESTION:
DOES ATHEISM HAVE A FUTURE?
AND THE ANSWER - NO!
visit:
http://www.clubconspiracy.com/forum/f30/does-ath-ism-have-future-no-11202.html#post66570
with the atheists:
they start begging when they start dying...
_____________________
FINAL WARNINGS THIS WEEKEND
Repent and turn to God or be destroyed...
HEY!
ReplyDelete“FAIL” is OUR meme! Troglodytes don’t get to use it. Come up with your own.
I don't want or need your mercy or that of your hateful God.
ReplyDeleteBring it on, fucko. You're nothing but empty threats and non-sequitur arguments against invisible strawmen.
No comment necessary. I have nothing to say, and I am saying it.
ReplyDeleteOn second thought, I have a comment: DM needs a hug.
ReplyDeleteChocolate chip cookies with pecans always defuses the rabidly incoherent in my neighborhood...
ReplyDelete::sigh:: And now he's started leaving comments on my blog. I've deleted them, because they're irrelevant and repetitive, but I am... is "curious" the right word? ...enough that I actually did a post about him.
ReplyDeleteSurely God gets annoyed at these SHOUTED PRAYERS? Glad I dropped in PF, finally found someone nuttier that Terry Burton *cough*DM*cough*
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS YOUR *FINAL WARNING*
ReplyDeletethe really SHARP END OF OCCAM’S RAZOR…
they mix SKEPTICISM with ATHEISM…
KABOOM…
Now I want you to listen to this little f*cker...
http://www.ted.com/talks/james_randi.html
Randi:
When I see your UGLY FACE I understand why you are an atheist
_________________________________
now I want you to watch this video of DELUSION...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW2zsobxJDU
with the atheists:
they start begging when they start dying...
_____________________
Atheists,
but you have NO ANSWER TO DEATH... therefore you FAIL...
the Death of Ath*ism
*********************************
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8-Yxdphsg
DEATH TRAP
**********************************
THE REAL QUESTION:
DOES ATHEISM HAVE A FUTURE?
AND THE ANSWER - NO!
Atheists,
GET OUT OF MY UNIVERSE
you little liars do nothing but antagonize…
and you try to eliminate all the dreams and hopes of humanity…
but you LOST…
THE DEATH OF ATH*ISM - SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF GOD
Crystal Night, Atheists!
FINALE:
Have I said this before?
**********************************
http://warsofatheism.free0host.com/
***********************************
PULLING THE PLUG on atheism
http://www.firstscience.com/site/articles/coles.asp
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3332/3228845133_3599f8108f.jpg
bye
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20090126/as-indonesia-solar-eclipse/images/c52d9d50-7ca2-4c3a-b13c-c866836298c8.jpg
Einstein puts the final nail in the coffin of atheism…
*************************************
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7vpw4AH8QQ
*************************************
atheists deny their own life element…
LIGHT OR DEATH, ATHEISTS?
********************************
***************************LIGHT*********
************************************
_________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC7Sg41Bp-U
E=MC2
____________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmtK-X_MV0k&feature=fvw
DOWN THE TOILET!!!
_____________
http://open.salon.com/blog/sandra_no_longer_miller/2009/02/13/files/lamb1234553042.jpg
LAMB POWER!
_____________________
--------------------------------------
UNDERSTAND!!!?
Shermer - Randi - Myers - Harris - Dawkins VS. NOSTRADAMUS - EINSTEIN - MARKUZE
you are ANNIHILATED!!!
crystal night is a reference to when the SUN IS ECLIPSED...
--------------------------------------
Repent and turn to God or be destroyed...
LIGHT OR DEATH, ATHEISTS?
********************************
***************************LIGHT*********
************************************ or death...
LIGHT!
…
ReplyDelete“Lamb power”?
Beats “goats on fire”, I guess …
"Goats on fire" would be a helluva a name for a band, though. Probably already taken, more's the pity.
ReplyDeleteSo this is our final warning. Does that mean that he's actually going to quit posting this dross? Why do I doubt it...?
This DM guy needs his meds adjusted, stat.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a song in the 80s called Goats on Fire? I'm humming it now and I'm not talented enough to have made this up, so something must be going on...
ReplyDelete