Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Winds of Times-Altering Change - Part 2

Continuing on with the most adverb-laden, awkwardly written piece of fundamentalist rapture porn ever written . . . well, except for the Left Behind series, but I'm not touching that with Terry James' dick. (scroll down if you didn't read Part 1)
Blasphemy Abounds I'm so blasphemous, I'll probably get an award in hell for it, but I do not abound.

To understand the blasphemous attitude of many in America, all we must do is think on the kinds of entertainment millions love to cerebrally ingest "cerebrally ingest" is the funniest phrase ever! How about watch or read or listen to or enjoy? Seriously, cerebrally ingest? Is this article some sort of extended Turing Test?, according to the DVDs, movie tickets, and books they purchase. Gears of War is teh Evil. Or is it the gays? I can never keep track. I keep misplacing the memos.

Think about the Harry Potter series, good triumphs over evil through friendship and sacrifice-- it must be the work of Satan! which tugs the thoughts of even Christians at record-setting levels to the dark side (the satanic side is it necessary to tell people that the dark side is the satanic side? Really? He explains this, but not "cerebrally ingest"?) and away from the righteous side (God’s side was anyone confused that the righteous side might be Satan's side?). Defenders of the Harry Potter series, including Christians who find these novels harmless, fail to recognize the subtle siren song that lures souls into these destructive shoals she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

Books such as The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown mock the deity of Jesus Christ, who wants facts getting in the way? and it is a worldwide smash hit almost instantly, with media fawning over the blasphemous story-telling as if it were a work revealing newly discovered facts. We wouldn't want historical evidence getting in the way of ignorant belief, now would we?

The Raising of Rebels (Disobedience to Parents) Leviticus says, in no uncertain terms, to kill any child that backtalks its parents. Now that's family values!

This characteristic of end-times man has grown exponentially since the Supreme Court, by fiat in 1963, told God He is no longer welcome in public classrooms. It's called the Establishment Clause, you ignorant jerk! The Supreme Court did nothing by fiat. Beyond the Establishment Clause, let's examine an idea I'm sure Asshat James didn't think of. Christians are the most numerous religious group in the US, but the most numerous christians? Catholics. So, if we are establishing a state religion, wouldn't we have to go with Catholics? If we aren't picking by numbers, what would we pick by? I guarantee you Asshat James wouldn't be all for a theocracy if the state religion turned out to the Catholicism. I say we make the US a muslim theocracy and really fuck with Mr. James.

With the expelling of prayer and Bible reading inappropriate at a public school, though you are welcome to do it anywhere else you please has come great increase in turning from parental guidance to a disastrous turning of much of America’s youth to everything deleterious society and culture has to offer. There had to be an easier way to say that. Beyond that, I'm so sociologist, but I can tell you that no longer reading bibles in public schools did not cause all of society's ills. After all, you can still read a bible at home, and parents are welcome to (1) send their child to a private school, or (2) home school their children. "Oh, no, there isn't bible class in public schools, that caused everything from AIDS to gang violence" is really simplistic, unrealistic reasoning that precludes any chance of fixing things. Gangs have taken the place of families in raising many of the inner-city youth. This is sad and true, but has nothing to do with bibles in public schools.

Shortly after the 1963 expulsion of the Almighty from public schools, how would the Supreme Court, or any other mortal, for that matter, accomplish that? How could any human possibly remove an omnipotent being from anywhere? Are we the gods or is god the god? the nation’s fires of optimism were doused by a president’s assassination, the coming of a catastrophic sexual revolution, yeah, my ability to demand an orgasm is catastrophic. For a pencil dick like James, this is probably true. and a war that for the first time in its history saw the U.S. military unable to achieve victory. There were a lot of reasons why we couldn't possibly win the Vietnam Conflict, no bibles in public schools isn't one of them.

The nation, in effect, became bankrupt with Lyndon B. Johnson’s war on poverty poverty is good? that failed to produce the “Great Society” he and the big spenders envisioned. Along with the 50,000 plus dead in Vietnam came the assassinations of Martin Luther King, and Robert F. Kennedy.
The drug culture and Woodstock spewed forth with anti-American protestation by young people grown to be full-scale rabble-rousers whose slogan was “Make love, not war.”
That's right, protesting against a war is satanic. Even thinking of using our freedom of speech for its actual purpose is going against god.
Shortly thereafter came the fall of a president who had to resign because of the Watergate debacle.
It seems the biblical warning was proven true. “God is not mocked. Whatsoever a man [or nation] seweth, that shall he [it] also reap.”
Terry James is actually saying that because we no longer have state-sponsored bible reading in public schools, 50,000 USians died in Vietnam, and MLK and RFK were assassinated. Seriously, he's actually saying that. Unbelievable.

Let's see what other events in 1963 might have caused these tragedies:

February 10- Five Japanese cities located on the northernmost part of Kyushu are merged and became the city of Kitakyushu, with a population of more than one million. Merging cities angers god!

March 23- Dansevise by Grethe & Jørgen Ingmann (music by Otto Francker, text by Sejr Volmer-Sørensen) wins theEurovision Song Contest 1963 for Denmark. Danish pop music angers god!

April 29 - Buddy Davis becomes first WWF Champion. Fake wrestling angers god!

May 1 - The Coco-Cola Company debuts its first diet drink, TaB cola. Sacchirine angers the lord!

June 10 - University of Central Florida established by Florida legislature. Floridian universities anger He That Is!

July 1 - Zip Codes are introduced in the U.S. Zip Codes contain numbers, numbers are most hated by Yhwh!

November 18 - The Dartford Tunnel opens in the U.K. Jehovah is angered by the obvious sexual imagery! The rapture is approaching!

Here's the thing. Mr. James' theory is the result of confusing a coincidence of time with causality. In logic, it is said that correlation does not imply causation. Basically, causality, or causation, is where one event causes another event. I am allergic to bees. If I am stung by a bee, and don't immediately inject myself with the epipen, I will die. Therefore, the bee sting caused my death. On the other hand, if I wear a new pair of shoes that day, wearing the new shoes will be related in time, but it won't be the cause of my death. See the distinction? Just because forced bible reading was stopped at public schools prior to MLK's assassination, this does not mean that one event had anything to do with the other. I really shouldn't have to explain this.

Unthankful, Unholy Hordes Like Mongol Hordes, with more bathing!

While America’s blessings have grown, the U.S. population’s recognition of the One who blesses decreases by the day. People in America are for the most part pleased for the things they have, for the bounty of food they enjoy, and happy that they aren’t in squalor like people of Third World nations. Shout out to my African sisters! But, most don’t stop to think for a moment to give true thanks to the giver of all things good. As a matter of fact, most Americans don’t know the God of heaven in any sense whatever. Is there any USian not locked in a closet who doesn't know about the christian god? really? Unless we're using that other definition of the word "know", in which case I don't even want to think about that. This is viewing god as an abusive control freak with serious self esteem issues. I'm not worshipping that god, no matter what my lack of worship earns me.

The Thanksgiving holiday has, except for a diminishing number of believers in Christ for salvation, become a sham celebration, a reason for time off to watch football and eat heartily. What the hell did Thanksgiving ever have to do with christianity? NOTHING! Get over it! Thanksgiving is not, nor was it ever, a religious holiday! (Think about it. Thanksgiving is a US only holiday. Mr. James is implying that you can only get to heaven if you live in the US. How . . . rude.)

The designations “unthankful” and “unholy” fit the condition of today’s American society and culture very well. blahblahblah, we're godless

Without Natural Affection

For brevity’s sake –
and then this goes on for 10 paragraphs for this manifestation of Paul’s perilous times forewarning could become quite extensive—I will mention the two primary issues that speak starkly to the characteristic of end-times man: “without natural affection.” the key word here is "natural", so naturally, we get the biggest of all evils- Teh Gay!

· Homosexuality--A small portion of the U.S. population that is homosexual has the government, media, and corporate entities large and small championing their abominable activities. which is why prop 8 passed? God’s Word calls it abominable, god's word also calls eating shrimp abominable so don’t throw stones of hatred at the writer, glass houses, anyone? who merely gives God’s Word on the matter. That's right. Terry James isn't a mean, nasty homophobe, he's just repeating the word of the lord. Let's see what other rules found in Leviticus Terry James follows.

'Don't let your livestock mate with those of another kind mules are evil, don't sow your field with two different kinds of grain american farmers are evil, and don't wear a garment of cloth made with two different kinds of thread the bustier I am currently wearing is evil, being made of both nylon and rayon. (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't round your hair at the temples or mar the edges of your beard. (Leviticus 19:27) Shaving and hair cutting? Evil.

21:17 "Tell Aharon, 'None of your descendants who has a defect may approach to offer the bread of his God. Wear glasses? Use a hearing aid? Walk with a cane? Don't go to church!

Lev 25:44 "'Concerning the men and women you may have as slaves: you are to buy men- and women-slaves from the nations surrounding you. Usians are free to enslave Mexicans and Canadians!

Homosexuality is not a lifestyle, but a death-style. Is that like a hairstyle?Homosexuality cannot by its abased nature reproduce humankind. Which is why some researchers believe it may be the evolutionary method of population control, since every other mammal has the same percentage of homosexuals as man. Diseases associated by and large to homosexual interaction have brought about an incurable plague –AIDS. AIDS is only primarily homosexual in the US. In Africa, AIDS is almost exclusively found in the heterosexual population. Other STDs are spawned by the perversions of men having sexual relations with men. hahahahahah! That's right! You can't get syphillis, gonnorhea or HPV from heterosexual sex!

States like California, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and others constantly deal with this small portion of America’s populations seeking validation for their sexual debauchery, which, again, God calls abominable. See above.
Every major civilization that has come and gone has at the very end of its life span been deep into the practice of homosexuality, with, for example, Rome having degenerated to the point homosexuality was considered as much or more the norm than heterosexuality. Again, correlation does not imply causation.

This is an abomination, the Bible says, proving how many times one can use abomination in four paragraphs. Give it a rest! and is a way of death that is without natural affection.

· Abortion--Killing babies while in their mothers’ wombs was anyone else confused as to what abortion is? I thought abortion was what you do to dogs to keep them from spraying all over the house. is the most heinous manifestation in our time of the Apostle Paul’s prophecy that the generation alive at the time of Christ’s return will be “without natural affection.” Show your work, Mr. James. Unless you have an entirely different dictionary than I do, without natural affection does not translate to "abortion". I thought Paul was referring to being without kindness, mercy, sympathy, pity or not practicing hospitality, which was a huge deal 2000 years ago in the Middle East. Hey, what do I know?

More than 50 million children have been thus murdered–legally if it's legal, it's not murder. duh!—since Roe versus Wade in 1973. The incoming Obama administration, if we can depend upon the rhetoric of promised legislative/judicial/executive-approved increase of “a woman’s right to choose” in the coming months and years, will assure that many millions more little ones will be killed. Oddly enough, after 8 years of a republican white house, and 6 years in which the republicans controlled all 3 houses, abortion is as legal as it ever was. Funny, that.

Jesus forewarned about this, no, he didn't and all who would harm children: “It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones” (Luke 17: 2).
Abortion is proof beyond any doubt that this is a generation “without natural affection.” For a mother to allow–even welcome--the killing of her baby goes against nature itself.
1 in 3 pregnancies ends in natural spontaneous abortion, otherwise known as a miscarriage. Most of these women never even realized they were pregnant. Clearly, abortion is very natural. Even animals protect their young fiercely. except the wide variety of animals that frequently eat their young. Most abortions by far in these closing days of the age are for expedience–birth control after the fact. Actually, it's about economics. Most women choose abortion because they cannot afford a (or another) child. But, Mr. James is making a point I doubt he means to make: greater access to birth control=fewer abortions. If prolifers really wanted to stop abortion rather than just punish women for having sex, they would support universal free birth control. They don't.

Children in the womb known as fetuses, because they are not wanted, are an inconvenience. This is a sin for which America and the world will pay beyond any penalty that has yet been experienced. Hold your breath, Asshat. In fact, I'd be happy to help you hold it. Here's a plastic bag.

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