Monday, February 9, 2009

The Atheist Stooge Gets Spanked - Part II

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The Atheist Stooge's spanking didn't stop at God's Hit List- I just needed a moment to catch my breath.

I would like to repeat, however, that God's Hit List includes Marcel Marceau. Yes, the mime.

Next up from Atheist Stooge is The Origins of Atheism.

Do you know that if you make an endeavor to find out when and by whom atheism was authored you will not be able to find such information from any source? Why would a lack of belief in a supreme being need an author? We don't have a holy book, we don't hold services, we're not out converting people or handing out leaflets, why would . . . look, atheism is the sort of thing you come to on your own. A book or a conversation might provide the tipping point, but if you strongly believe in some sort of god, I can't talk you out of it, nobody can. Not even the most “educated” i like the decorative quotes on edu . . . oh atheists - particularly those associated with the most elite universities throughout the world can truthfully inform you when and by whom atheism originated. cause it didn't just start with one person. They can enlighten you as to who were its main perpetuators you know, like crimes. in different cultures; but they cannot identify its founder and when it actually originated. there is no founder of atheism, it did not originate in any one place. atheism is not a religion.

The absence of a known author and time of origin of such a highly embraced philosophy is a strange phenomenon. no, it's not. But this phenomenon is highly indicative. of what? It suggests that atheism is not of earthly origin - that it had its birth in another sphere before this state of time. WHAT?! A=B therefore P = 3.4579? what? Atheism is not a manmade doctrine but a doctrine of the demons. there are no demons, but thanks for that. Its originator is none other than the old serpent himself, namely, satan. of course. we're not just god haters, we're satan worshippers, too. of course the fact that we don't believe in satan, either has nothing to do with it. It had its origin from the very one it deceptively denies exists. It is a doctrine which denies the authorship and existence of its own author! that was exhausting. This accounts for the absence of information in any literature embraced by atheists that identify both a human author and earthly time of origin for atheism. a lack of belief doesn't need an author, but thanks for making me follow that particularly torturous bit of illogic.

what follows next is a willing embrace of both calvinism and god as sadist.

The process by which atheism originated was much more involved than can be explained here he can't explain it, so he won't. a student of the Sarah Palin school of debate, I see., so a simple presentation of the basic principles that gave it birth must suffice. I will endeavor to explain how atheism had its origin by first directing your attention to a principle in the Bible found in Romans Chapter 9, verse 14.

This is Romans 9:14

What then shall we say? Is God unjust? Not at all! What the hell does that have to do with atheism at all? Is this just random quote day?

The Holy Spirit who spoke through the pen of the Apostle Paul, drew a conclusion from what is presented in the previous verses. In the entire chapter, He teaches that God is sovereign over the salvation and reprobation of humans - that God does not love everybody and this is wonderful news! worship the one who may hate you and throw you into hell for all eternity. - that He decreed that some should be the objects of His eternal love and the rest should be the objects of His eternal wrath - that God, from His own will, has mercy on some humans while He hardens the rest. i can't figure out why this makes god someone i would want to worship, or even should be worshipping in good conscience. He has done this apart from anything they do good or bad. god loves the child molesters and hates ghandi. He teaches that humans are not truly masters of their destinies, but God is - that the details of their lives and destinies were foreordained by God in eternity past so, my atheism was something god did, and will punish me forever for? why even bother trying to convert people if that's the case? why be so pissed at atheists? it's not our fault, god made us that way - before He brought any of them into existence. Then He asked the question: “…There is no injustice with God, is there?” We are then very emphatically given the divine answer: “May it never be!” wait, god thinks god is fair despite punishing people for being exactly the way he made them? okay, then.

The Holy Spirit implies from the question that graceless humans who are informed about the truths of God’s sovereignty over the salvation and reprobation of humans will falsely conclude that God is unjust for loving some and hating the others - for decreeing that those He love should spend eternity in heaven and decreeing those He hates to spend eternity in the lake of fire, both apart fom anything they do good or bad in this world. A false conclusion that God is unjust why would that be the false conclusion? for His actions is what began the birth process of atheism. It is very important to keep that fact in mind. very few people come to atheism for that reason. in fact, most people just can't handle the thought of worshipping something there is no logical reason to believe in. none of it makes any sense. i'm not going to spend my life fearing the skydaddy that doesn't exist.

this goes on for a while like this, and most of it is the sort of tortured reasoning sane people can't follow, until we get to this gem:

The birth of atheism deceptively made satan feel free from his responsibility to obey and worship God, even though he also knew he wasn’t free.

so, it wasn't satan that created atheism. satan just took advantage of atheism to feel better about himself, though atheism doesn't believe in satan, and satan had stood in the presence of god. does this make any sense at all? to anyone?

It made him deceptively feel he had the freedom to think and speak whatever he wanted without the feeling that it was sin, even though he knew this was not so. It made him deceptively feel that there is no punishment from God awaiting him, even though he knows full well there is. With God supposedly out of the picture, satan could establish all of the various erroneous manmade and demonic philosophies, religions, opinions and etc. in the world and none of them would be wrong in the eyes of his atheism. Democracy could be established to give all these the right of existence. Hence the birth of demonic democracy. so, democracy is the devil, too. you do know that christian theocracies have the highest rates of atheism, right?

The conclusion that the One and only True God doesn’t exist cannot be derived except through deception. or you could just read the bible. Atheism didn’t receive its origin by a true absence of proof of God’s existence, yes it did, unless you've got some truth in your pocket that i haven't seen because there has always been and always will be overwhelming proof to the contrary. fine, show it to me. bible doesn't count. Atheism had its origin by the expression of satan’s depravity towards God prove that, asshat, and it is embraced, maintained and perpetuated among graceless humans as a result of their total depravity. yes, that's me. utterly depraved. completely and utterly depraved. In other words, atheists follow in the footsteps of their master, the devil. stop that.

It was pointed out earlier without any proof that “The negative expression and opposition of the depraved natures of humans and demons towards God in regards to any of His actions are always wrong”. It can’t be any other way, because God is perfectly holy and therefore incapable of performing evil in any of His actions. or there is no god. or god is a sadistic asshole. see, there are always other options. Thus, in every case wherein humans or demons judge God to be wrong, it is done through the total depravity and deep hatred of those who are evil and already condemned because of being evil. uh, yeah. sure. Evil can never rightly condemn the righteous or the innocent. so, if i've murdered someone, i can't say that raping children is bad? really? Any attempt to do is nothing but injustce. i think you misunderstand this word, injustice. The perfect holiness of God, His inability to sin and the impossibility of any creature or thing to condemn Him is clearly understood by those who express their foolish wrath towards God. what the fuck is this asshat talking about? i don't express wrath towards god, any more than i express wrath towards the easter bunny. is asshat using the word "atheist" to describe something entirely different? is that the problem here? This understanding adds to the heinousness of atheism. worse than kiddy porn and child sex slaves. that's atheism all right Atheism was born out of the deep depravity and deceptive wrath of the lowest creature that ever existed. please, stop it. His anger towards God amounts to a deep desire to murder the Most High God, to get rid of all righteousness and establish evil as if it is good - in the midst of his knowledge that such is impossible. satan or the atheist? Thus, the wrath that he has towards God - his desire to murder and annihilate Him, has fallen on his own head. you know, none of this crap about satan is in the bible. i have no idea where asshat's getting it from. although a lot of people do conflate the bible and paradise lost. That is, the deep wrath of the Almighty God is upon him. He cannot carry out his wrath upon God, but there is nothing that can stop God from pouring out His wrath upon him. All who are of like mind as satan - who embrace his atheism also has the wrath of the Almighty God against them. If God doesn’t grant them His grace so, again, we have proven that it doesn't matter whether i worship or not. i can entirely disbelieve and he may grant me grace. fuck it then, let's pillage., they shall suffer eternal punishment in the lake of fire with satan. “…There is no injustice with God, is there? May it never be!”


  1. I tried to read this before, and I thought that because it was Friday afternoon I wasn't getting it because I was slow. Apparently not because I still have almost no idea what this man is talking about. I mean it, it's like this guy used a random word generator and made sentences out of the words it puked up at him. Christ.

  2. it was like he set the babble machine to "paranoid religion" and just let it fly. and there's more!

  3. Okay. I get it. He's going to heaven and I'm going to hell. So why can't he just shut the fuck up?

    Some people are just simple, stupid or mentally challenged. But a lot of otherwise intellectually normal people really wing out when talking about religion. I can't help but feel that they're motivated by fear. "How dare you question my religion," has power if, and only if, my religious convictions are very weak. Alternatively, maybe I know that my beliefs don't make sense, but I try hard not to think of this and get pissed off at people who do make me think of it.

    If there were a heaven, and if there were people who had reasonable grounds for believing that thats where they'd end up, I would think that they'd be all "happy, happy, joy, joy." Instead, most of them are angry assholes. Go figure!

  4. Why are people who are pretty sure there's no afterlife happier? That'sright- cause i'd better get my happy in noe while i've got the chance!


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