Wednesday, February 11, 2009

My Vagina is The World's Greatest Threat

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Today I learned that my vagina is at least as destructive as a nuclear weapon. It has caused the destruction of the family, the demasculinazation of an entire generation of males, and the downfall of Western Civilization.

All Hail My Vagina!

The feminist movement has done more damage to the family than any other cultural movement in recent memory. man, mormons can be a little annoying. just because your prophet said so is not actually logical argumentation. Because of the feminist movement, we have legalized and subsidized abortions all over the world. why don't these asshats get that choice really means choice? I am fine with your choice, whatever it is. I do not want everyone everywhere to be forced into abortions. (Oh, and even raving, fundy prolifers have abortions.) Because of the feminist movement, mothers have been encouraged to leave their children to be raised by “a village”. it's not the economy, it's feminism. I'm happy that beetleblogger can stay home and raise her children while her husband works, but that is not an option for millions of families these days. would you like to shame poor people a little more, beetle? yes, feminists believe that you should have the choice to work, but we also believe you should have the choice to stay home, too. should be up to you. unfortunately, these days, not up to you. up to the economy.

Because of the feminist movement, men have lost their sense of identity and masculinity. if my strength makes you feel less, the problem is not me. strong, intelligent men have no problem feeling like men around women like me. (see: my hubby)

Because of the feminist movement, fathers have left their homes and families. why aren't we putting blame where blame is due? feminism does not turn men into deadbeat fathers. men turn themselves into deadbeat fathers. we cannot solve the problem if we put the blame in the wrong place.

Because of the feminist movement, men have sought companionship with other men; look who's been talking to euripidesraper, who is, by the way, a history professor. homosexuality is mentioned in the bible. clearly homosexuality existed prior to feminism, unless you're trying to tell me that the ancient Israelite tribes were crawling with feminists. jackass.

and women have sought it with other women. lesbianism finally gets a shoutout. totally unrelated to feminism. i'm a feminist and i don't have sex with other women, nor do i want to. if you are struggling with your own lesbian desires, beetlesilly, don't blame the feminists.

Because of the feminist movement, religious beliefs have been questioned as “outdated” and “unlawful”. i thought that was atheism. look, feminists, stay off our turf!

13 comments:

  1. If only we had time travel technology and could persuade these people to go back to the dark ages (maybe even the stone age) where societal values are much closer to their own.

    I understand men wanting to fight against feminism because it threatens the free ride they've had for so long; it's much harder to understand why many of the most ardent anti-feminist voices are female. My guess is that it must be Stockholm Syndrome.

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  2. the unforseen benefits of time travel!

    honestly, why is it that feminists have more respect for me than antifeminists? i assume that men can keep up with me. they assume that a man is such a fragile creature, that if you are not constantly feeding into his sad, little ego, he will implode into an effeminite, gay, deadbeat dead.

    there's no respect there.

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  3. I don't remember the exact page, but I read in some book (Not an easy choice : re-examining abortion by Kathleen McDonnell) that socially conservative/antifeminist women "distrust/hate" men more than feminist women "distrust/hate" men.

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  4. "i assume that men can keep up with me. they assume that a man is such a fragile creature, that if you are not constantly feeding into his sad, little ego, he will implode into an effeminite, gay, deadbeat dead."

    Ha. Great point!

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  5. Rob: that seems to be true, just looking at the opposite ways each group views men. equality means equality for everyone.

    Fannie: unfortunately, requiring that my hubby keeps up with me also means i can't get all girly incompetant when it would be convenient, but that's how it goes.

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  6. Neat blog. What is the proposition?

    My apologies btw I didn't know how to contact you directly.

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  7. http://christianadc.org/news-and-articles/255-why-your-friends-really-does-not-believe

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  8. If the Vagina is such a fearsome thing, she needs a good catchphrase:

    I have come here to chew bubblegum and ovulate, and I'm all out of bubblegum!

    Good? Bad? I'm the girl with the vulva!

    Now I am become Vagina, Destroyer of Worlds!

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  9. "Now I am become Vagina, Destroyer of Worlds!" is the winner!

    Although "I have come here to chew bubblegum and ovulate, and I'm all out of bubblegum!" is a close second.

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  10. Damn those vaginae anyway. Ban handguns, I think not; the vagina is a far bigger threat to society as we know it.

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  11. Exactly! Handguns only kill- they don't cause lesbianism and absentee fathers.

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  12. Ideology is as dangerous as any religion. Education is what this blogger needs. Get therapy for your emotional attachment to conservative politics.

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