Monday, January 5, 2009

What You Don't Know

about me.

1. My favorite color is pink. I tell people it's red.

2. I don't have eyebrows. I put them on every day and pretend nobody can tell that they are subtly different every time they see me.

3. I can go days without talking, if allowed.

4. I can only go hours without music.


  1. Okay, you know I love you and all...but I gotta ask: pink? Really?
    (Not that there's anything wrong with that. Surely not.

  2. and now you see why i lie about it. ;)

  3. No, no, I didn't mean it like that. F*ck. Never mind. I'd lie too, I guess. It's just that my favorite color IS red. And pink is tied with purple for least favorite. Although I guess there are objectionable shades of green that are worse....

  4. no, i took it the way you meant it. it's so silly to be a huge feminist who enjoys extremely violent video games . . . and loves the color pink. it's completely ridiculous.

    it's also ridiculous for me to lie about it. i'd be less ashamed if i had to tell people that i drove drunk. (not that i would, even if i could drive.)


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