Friday, March 13, 2009

King of the World

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Just thought I'd clear things up for anyone who is confused.

The Secretary General of the United Nations does not rule the world . The UN does not represent the New World Order. UN Resolutions are nonbinding. The United States ignores UN Resolutions all the time. So do a lot of people.

In other news, the Illuminati do not control our every move, the Jews do not control the world's money, Hollywood does not own us all, and atheists are not trying to remove religion from your life. Grass is green, the sky is blue, water is wet.

Always glad to be of service.


  1. Don't forget that the Jewish conspiracy does not in fact run the finaancial world and all media.

  2. I do have a little trouble keeping up with all the conspiracy theories.

  3. also, Obama is a secret Islamoterrorisy who is, even as i type, giving all our military info to Zombie Saddam - because SADDAM HUSSEIN is A)not really secular but a fundy Muslim and B) is REALLY Obama's father!

  4. days later, i realize i forgot the most importat part:
    C) Saddam is a MASTER NECROMANCER who has not only raised HIMSELF as a Zombie King, but is raising the whole world's dead against Truth, America and Apple Pie!

    also, the was "IslamoterrorisT" sigh


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